Hotel Licker - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 512
  • 04/23/2013
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Daniel and this girl have very different routines when they stay in hotels. (2:10)

[audience ews]

- BLAKE LIVELY'S EARLY WORKIS VERY EROTIC.

[laughter]

[audience ohs]

[laughter]

MAYBE SHE WAS RAISEDBY CATS.

[laughter]

I'M BUSY.

COULD YOU COME BACKAND LICK EVERYTHING

IN ABOUT AN HOUR?

[audience ohs]

[audience ews]

[audience ohs]

- VERY CLEAN.

- HOPEFULLY HER PARENTSARE DEAD.

WE ALL USE OUR MARRIOTT REWARDSPOINTS DIFFERENTLY.

I'M A SEASONED TRAVELER,

AND I DON'T WANT TO GIVE AWAYALL MY TRADE SECRETS,

BUT HERE IS JUST A GLIMPSEOF WHAT I DO

EVERY TIMEI STAY IN A HOTEL.

[elevator bell dings]

GET THE BATTERIESGOOD AND DEEP IN YOUR TANK

AND THEN PUT THEM IN THE WRONGWAY IN THE REMOTE CONTROL.

ONE PREGNANTVENOMOUS SPIDER.

TAKE ONE PERSONALFRESH BATCH OF SEMEN.

OPEN UP THE $9 BAGOF PISTACHIOS,

SUCK ALL THE SALT OFF THEM,

THEN USEMY INDUSTRIAL SEALER.

[hair dryer running]

BLOODY DILDO.

DON'T FORGET TO SAVESOME SEMEN

FOR YOUR FINAL MASTERPIECE.

[audience ohs]

AND DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE.

LEAVE AT LEAST $2.00AS A TIP.

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