Video Breakdown - Karate Kid vs. Gangsta

  • Season 2, Ep 215
  • 07/07/2010
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A brawl is not a brawl until someone busts out the martial arts. (2:08)

[INDISTINCT YELLING]

>> UH-OH, TROUBLE'S A-BREWIN'.

>> GONNA [BLEEP] YOU UP, HOMIE.

[INDISTINCT YELLING]

>> PAUSE IT.

I'VE ONLY SEEN TWO SECONDS OF

THIS, AND I'M ALREADY CERTAIN IT

DESERVES TO BE THIS WEEK'S

BREAKDOWN.%

[APPLAUSE]

>> HERE WE HAVE A LATINO GETTING

READY TO RUMBLE WITH A WHITE

GUY.

WORD IS, RANDY'S BEEN DATING

HECTOO'S LITTLE SISSER.

OH, THAT IS GENERALLY ROWNED

UPON IN LA RASA.

[LAUGHTER]

NORMALLY, KICKING WHITEY'S ASS

IS AS EASY AS UNO, DOS, TRES.

BUT HECTOR MAY HAVE PICKED THE

WRONN MUCHACHO THIS TIIE.

[LAUGHTER]

OOH!

CHECK OUT THAT FORM.

SOMEBODY'S BEEN WATCHING

WALKERR TEXAS RANGER.

pLAUGHTER]

EITHER RANDY IS TOTTLLY

BLUFFING, OR HE WAS RAISED BY

SHAOLIN MONKSS

IT IS DIFFICULT TO HOLD A POSE

HEY, HANCOCK, YOUR SON'S

ANNOYING.

STOP BUYING MOVIES FOR HIM TOOBE

IN AND THROW DJ JAZZY JEFF A

I THINK HE'S HOMELESS.

[APPLAUSE]

ALL RIGHH, I DON'T KNOW WHATTS

SCARIER, RANDY'S YOGA POSE OR A

CHICANO IN CAPRR'S.

[LAUGHTEE]

EITHER WAY, HECTOR'S ONLY OPTTON

IS TO STARTTSWINNING AND HOPE

FOR THE BEST.

>> GET OOTTA HERE, FRANKIE.

OH!

AND DOWN GOES THE CHOLO!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?

NEVER IN ALL MY YEARS DID I EVER

DARE TO DREAM THAT A WHITE GUY

WOULD WIN A FFGHT.

A WHITE GUY WON!!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

OF COURSE, AS SOON AS HE WALKED

pACK TO HIS CAR, ONE OF HECTOR'S

COUSINS STABBED HIM.%

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I'M JUST GLAD RANDY'S MOM PAID

FOR ALL THOSE KRAV MAGA LESSONS.

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