Rock, Paper, Balls

  • Season 4, Ep 404
  • 02/21/2012
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Daniel sets up a championship tournament in his office for the new sport that's sweeping Canada. (2:59)

- THIS IS ROCK, PAPER, BALLS.BAG 'EM AND TAG 'EM, BOYS.

- OH, MY GOD.- READY?

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.

- [groans]

- [laughing]ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.

- OH, OH!

AAH!

- ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.

- [screams]

- ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS.

- [groans]

[laughter]

- THAT WAS ROCK,PAPER, BALLS,

THE SPORT THAT'S SWEEPINGTHE TOWN OF CANADA.

I THOUGHT IT WASABOUT TIME TO BRING IT

TO THE GOOD OLD U.S. OF A.,

SO I SET UP A CHAMPIONSHIPTOURNAMENT IN MY OFFICE.

AND FOR OBVIOUS REASONS,I CAN'T AFFORD

TO BE LETTING PEOPLEWHACK THESE SWEET TESTICLES,

SO I FORCED A STAND-INTO TAKE THE HITS FOR ME.

- OKAY,PUT YOUR PILLOWCASES ON.

- I BROUGHT MINE FROM HOME.HAS LITTLE BOYS ON IT.

AND NO,IT'S NOT WHAT YOU GUYS THINK.

I KEEP THIS PILLOWBETWEEN MY LEGS AT NIGHT.

PART OF THE SANDUSKYHOME COLLECTION.

REMEMBER, HIT HER, NOT ME,OR YOU WILL BE FIRED.

OH, GOD.THIS IS NERVE-RACKING.

- ONE, TWO, THREE,SHOOT.

SHOOT.

- [screams]

AAH!

- OH!

- TWO, THREE,SHOOT.

- AAH!

- [squeals]- [groans]

- OH, GOD.I KNOW IT'S COMING.

- [screams]

- TWO, THREE,SHOOT.

- [groans]- [squeals]

- ONE, TWO, THREE,SHOOT.

- [screams]

- LAST ONE, LAST ONE,LAST ONE.

ONE, TWO, THREE,SHOOT.

- [screams]

- THAT IS THE SECOND LARGESTAMOUNT OF FIST

OUR BLOGGER CARLY HAS HADIN HER CROTCH.

I'M OFFICIALLYTHE AMERICAN CHAMPION,

BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH.I WANT THE WORLD TITLE.

SO PLEASE WELCOME THE INVENTOROF ROCK, PAPER, BALLS,

THE CANADIAN CHAMPIONMARK.

- HEY, DANIEL.THANKS FOR HAVING ME.

YOU'RE WEARING YOUR PILLOWCASE,RIGHT?

- YEP, I'M GETTING IT ONRIGHT NOW.

- OH, BAG 'EMAND TAG 'EM, BOYS.

- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.READY?

ONE, TWO, THREE,SHOOT.

[gunshot]

I WIN!

STAKES ARE A LITTLE HIGHERIN THE INTERNATIONAL VERSION.

IF YOU KIDS THINKYOU CAN DO BETTER,

FEEL FREE TO BORROWYOUR PARENTS' GUN

AND MAKE YOUR OWNROCK, PAPER, HOMICIDE VIDEOS.

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