You See Them Stains? Extended

  • Season 5, Ep 507
  • 03/19/2013
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If you've got problems with stains, the Jizz Wizz has the years of experience to help you. (1:30)

>> I'M SURE THAT LAST VIDEO MADE

A COUPLE OF MY FEMALE VIEWERS A

LITTLE DAMP IN THEIR DOWNSTAIRS.

>> YOU SEE THEM STAINS ON

THERE?

YOU SEE THE THEM STAINS ON

THERE?

SEE THE STAIN?

>> YES, I SEE THE STAINS.

>> THAT'S WHERE ME WAS

SQUIRTING.

AND THAT'S NOT PEE.

THAT'S SQUIRT.

>> AND YOU THOUGHT A MAN CUTTING

OFF BOTH HIS NIPS WAS GROSS.

I ASSUME SHE MADE HERSELF DO IT.

ALL A GIRL NEEDS IS A POSTER OF

DALE JR. AND A LITTLE

IMAGINATION.

EVENTUALLY, SOMEONE HAS TO MOP

UP THAT MESS, AND THAT'S WHERE I

COME IN.

>> WHOO, IT STINKS SO BAD IN

HERE.

HOW YOU GUYS DOING?

YOU GOT A DIRTY APARTMENT, YOU

CALL MOLLY MAIDS.

THEY'LL CLEAN IT.

YOU GOT A SQUIRTER ON YOUR

HANDS, YOU CALL ME,

THE JIZZ WIZ.

BEEN SPECIALIZING IN MALE AND

FEMALE EJACULATE FOR ALMOST

THREE CENTURIES.

YOU CALL THE JIZZ WIZ, WE COME

HERE, HOOK UP MY MACHINE,

HEPA FILTERS.

HOTEL'S IS MY BREAD AND BUTTER.

THIS COMPANY IS 100% GREEN.

MY GRAMMY WAS A SQUIRTER.

WE'RE LOOKIN' FOR INTERNS.

I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER DATED A

SQUIRTER PERSONALLY.

IT'S JUST LIKE FISHIN'.

IF YOU SMELL A FEW OF THOSE

FINGERS WHILE YOU'RE POUNDIN'

A PINT, THAT'S A GOOD DAY.

THE DEEPER THE JUICE, THE

SWEETER THE CHECK.

YOU GET USED TO IT.

THEN YOU START CRAVING IT.

THAT'S WHEN YOU QUIT.

THAT'S HOW YOU DO A SKETCH SHOW.

KEEP IT UNDER 30 SECONDS, AND

PUT IT IN A MUCH BETTER SHOW

THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH

SKETCH COMEDY.

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