College Campus Invasion - College in a Day

  • Season 3, Ep 322
  • 09/20/2011
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Daniel makes a to-do list and attempts to get four years' worth of college living done in a day. (2:31)

I'M OBLIGATED TO SAYI ENJOYED MY TIME HERE AT ASU.

THE MEMORIES I'VE MADEIN THE LAST 42 HOURS

WILL STAY WITH MEFOR AT LEAST A WEEK.

[marching band plays Stars and Stripes Forever]

- CAN I HELP YOU?

- I'M YOUR NUDE MODEL.

[students gasp]

- THIS IS ECONOMICS.

- ENJOY YOUR STIMULUS PACKAGE.

[laughter]

IT IS A PLEASURETO BE HANGING OUT

WITH THE MEXICAN FRAT TODAY.

- WE ARE THE GROUNDKEEPERSFROM THE CAMPUS.

- [groans]

AH, IT'S NICE TO BE HEREWITH MY PEOPLE.

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

- WE'RE HAVING ITALIAN.

- CHINGA PENDEJOS.

all: VIVA LA TOSH![cheering]

- CABO SAN LUCAS!

[cheering]

[knock on door]- YO.

CHECKING ALL DORM ROOMSFOR SEMEN.

SORRY, GUYS,BUT I GOTTA DO THIS.

GOOD.

LOOKS PRETTY CLEANIN HERE.

[slow-motion scream]

WHAT WAS THAT?

[overlapping conversations]

OKAY.

OH![laughs]

.24!

WHOO![cheering]

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

- [screams]- AH!

- CONGRATULATIONS.

YOU'RE THE 100TH CALLERON THIS PHONE.

NOW, IF YOU CAN GIVE METHE PHRASE THAT PAYS,

YOU AND YOUR ATTACKERWILL BE OFF

TO BEAUTIFUL ARUBA.

- I'M BEING ATTACKEDBY A RAPIST.

- NO, I'M SORRY.

WE WERE LOOKING FOR WHO LET THE DOGS OUT.

[marching band plays Stars and Stripes Forever]

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