Web Redemption - Miss South Carolina

  • Season 1, Ep 102
  • 06/11/2009
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Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina Teen USA, gets a chance to re-answer the question that made her infamous. (3:39)

WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

CAITIE.

HOO!

HELLO.

HEY.

HOW ARE YOU?

I'M SO GOOD.

SHH.

THIS IS RIGHT.

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

THANK YOU.

NO, NO, NO, I SAY THAT TO MYSELF

EVERY DAY.

LAUREN CAITLIN UPTON, WHAT

SHOULD I CALL YOU?

CAITIE.

MISS SOUTH CAROLINA.

COME ON AND RAISE UP.

NOW TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.

HAVE YOU EVER SANG THAT SONG?

OH, [BLEEP].

PEOPLE DON'T HIGH FIVE ANYMORE?

GOT IT.

CAITIE, THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL

OUTFIT.

BUT I WAS HOPING THAT YOU

WOULDN'T MIND WEARING THE DRESS.

WHAT DRESS?

FROM THE PAGEANT.

HUH?

THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD.

OKAY, IS THERE ANYTHING I COULD

DO TO MAKE IT LESS WEIRD?

SO I HAVE TO ASK YOU, CAITIE,

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED UP THERE?

I MEAN, I WAS JUST HAVING AN

OUTER BODY EXPERIENCE, AND IT

WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.

IT HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY.

EXCEPT FOR YOURS, 50 MILLION

PEOPLE HAVE WATCHED.

HOW WOULD YOU SAY YOUR LIFE HAS

BEEN AFFECTED BY THAT VIDEO CLIP

ON THE INTERNET?

IT WAS THE BEST THING THAT COULD

EVER HAPPEN TO ME.

I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO PURSUE MY

MODELING CAREER.

I LIVE IN NEW YORK.

I TRAVEL THE WORLD.

I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A

BETTER LIFE.

DIG IN.

I AM, I'M DOING IT.

YOU DIG IN.

I CAN'T EAT.

I'LL NEVER GET BACK INTO THIS

DRESS.

IT'S DELICIOUS.

A LOT OF PEOPLE MADE FUN OF YOU

WHEN THEY SAW THAT CLIP ONLINE.

AND WHAT I SAY TO THEM IS, "I'D

LIKE TO SEE YOU "STAND IN FRONT

OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ON

NATIONAL TELEVISION, NEXT TO

SLATER."

AND I'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO

SAY, "I'VE MADE MISTAKES WITH

MARIO, SURE."

LOOK AT THIS PHOTO.

THIS IS ME ON A BANANA BOAT WITH

MARIO LOPEZ.

NEVER MIND THE RICK ASTLEY

HAIRCUT.

I'M ON A BANANA BOAT WITH

SLATER.

I MUST HAVE SAID THAT A THOUSAND

TIMES THAT DAY.

THIS RIGHT HERE IS ONE OF THE

BIGGEST REGRETS OF MY LIFE...

BESIDES THE ABORTION.

[LAUGHS]

OKAY.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

BUT PLEASE DON'T, DON'T RUN.

I'D HATE TO CHASE YOU.

OKAY, CAITIE, LISTEN, THE WORLD

WANTS TO KNOW.

ARE YOU READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER

SHOT?

I THINK SO.

OKAY, THEN GIVE ME YOUR GUM.

DO NOT [BLEEP] THIS UP.

RECENT POLLS HAVE SHOWN 1/5 OF

AMERICANS CAN'T LOCATE THE U.S.

ON A WORLD MAP.

WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS?

I PERSONALLY BELIEVE THAT U.S.

AMERICANS ARE UNABLE TO DO SO

BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE IN

OUR NATION DON'T HAVE MAPS AND--

[THUD]

SORRY, MY BAD.

I DON'T KNOW.

THANK YOU, SOUTH CAROLINA.

GAME OVER.

MISS TEEN USA.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

OH, THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

ENJOY YOUR MOMENT.

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

NAILED IT.

HA, AMERICA!

OH, YOU LOVE TO SEE SOMEONE

FAIL.

HOW 'BOUT WHEN SOMEBODY'S A

WINNER?

IT'S A BEAUTY PAGEANT, AMERICA.

NOBODY GIVES A [BLEEP] WHAT'S

GOING ON UP HERE.

OH, MY GOODNESS.

LOOK AT HER BUTT.

WOW.

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