Daniel's Commercial Work

  • Season 5, Ep 523
  • 10/22/2013
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Watching Seth Green's 1993 Nerf ad leads Daniel to revisit his early acting days. (2:36)

- WHAT'S BETTERTHAN HITTING THE MALL?

- HITTING ITWITH A NERF SLING SLOT.

- ALLOW US TO DEMONSTRATEPROPER USAGE WHILST YOU FROLIC.

- TARGET LOCATED!

both: LONG DISTANCE![girls screaming]

- YOU GOTTA LOVE IT.

- LIKE WE LOVE MIMES?- DEFINITELY.

both: NOT!

- SETH GREEN.TALENTED, HARD-WORKING, SURE.

BUT I'LL BE DAMNEDIF HE DOESN'T CLIMB ON A STOOL

AND STARE INTO THE MIRROREVERY DAY AND SAY,

"I'M THE LUCKIESTNORFIN TROLL EVER."

NO ONE WANTS TO DOCOMMERCIALS.

BUT FOR MOST OF US CELEBRITIES,IT WAS A NECESSARY EVIL.

SADLY, THE INTERNET UNCOVERSALL OUR SHAMEFUL SECRETS.

HERE'S A RARE OUTTAKE FROM THEFIRST COMMERCIAL I EVER BOOKED.

- ♪ MY BUDDY - ♪ MY BUDDY

- ♪ MY BUDDY - ♪ MY BUDDY

- CAN WE CUT?

I'M SORRYBUT IT FEELS AN AWFUL LOT

LIKE I'M PLAYINGWITH A DOLL HERE.

- NOPE, IT'S A MY BUDDY.

- I HEAR YA,BUT LET'S BE REAL.

THIS IS JUST A DOLLFOR LITTLE SISSY BOYS, RIGHT?

- JUST PLAY WITH IT.

- [bleep] THIS.YOU PLAY WITH IT.

THE ONLY DOLLS A MANSHOULD PLAY WITH ARE INFLATABLE.

AFTER THAT,MY MOTHER QUIT HER JOB

TO BECOMEA FULL-TIME STAGE MOM,

AND WE LIVEDIN HER TEAL BLUE SKYLARK

FOR THREE FULL WEEKSBEFORE MY NEXT GIG.

WE'RE STILL AT THE MALL.

YOU'RE MAKING CHICKEN ANDSTOVE TOP STUFFING FOR DINNER?

- WE'RE HAVING STOVE TOP?WITH CELERY AND ONION?

- WHAT TIME?6:00?

- 9:00?CAN DANIEL EAT AT OUR HOUSE?

- NO!9:00?

WHO HAS DINNER AT 9:00?WHAT ARE YOU, SPANISH?

IT'S NOT HEALTHY.

YOUR BODY NEEDS TIME TO DIGESTBEFORE BEDTIME.

SORRY.

I'M NOT GOINGTO DRAG ASS TOMORROW

BECAUSE I HAD TWO MICROWAVEABLETHANKSGIVING DINNERS.

THEN, I THOUGHTMY NEXT BIG BREAK

WAS WHEN I LANDED A GIGACTING LIKE A GIANT FRUIT.

[Latin percussive beat]

- CUT.WHAT ARE YOU?

- I'M A DATE,AND PEOPLE LOVE DATES.

- YOU LOOK LIKE A TURD.

- THE LEAFY GUYISN'T EVEN A FRUIT.

FINE! I DON'T WANNA SELLYOUR OLD MAN UNDERWEAR ANYWAY.

I'VE BEEN A BVD MANEVER SINCE.

OF COURSE MY JEALOUS BROTHER

COULDN'T STAND TO SEE MEIN THE SPOTLIGHT,

SO HE GOTINTO THE BIZ AS WELL.

- ♪ A DOUBLE PLEASUREIS WAITING FOR YOU ♪

♪ A DOUBLE PLEASUREFROM DOUBLEMINT GUM ♪

♪ A DOUBLE GREAT FEELING,MAKING YOU REALIZE ♪

♪ DOUBLEMINT'STHE ONE FOR YOU ♪

♪ DOUBLE FRESH,DOUBLE SMOOTH ♪

♪ DOUBLE DELICIOUS TO CHEW

♪ A DOUBLE PLEASURE'SWAITING FOR YOU ♪

♪ DOUBLEMINT GUM

♪ A DOUBLE PLEASURE'SWAITING FOR YOU ♪

♪ DOUBLEMINT GUM

- NOBODY ROCKS A ONE-PIECELIKE THE TOSH TWINS.

THAT WAS A FUN WALKDOWN MEMORY LANE.

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