Video Breakdown - Kid Car

  • Season 1, Ep 113
  • 10/22/2009
  • Views: 309,870
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What happens when a kid with no insurance rolls his tiny SUV down a hill and crashes? (2:07)

- [chattering indistinctly]

[audience ohs]

- OH, OH, OH! YOU WERESO CLOSE TO THE BORDER.

[laughter]

THAT'S WHAT YOU GETFOR DRIVING

A GAS-GUZZLING SUV,YOU PRICK.

ALL RIGHT,LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK

AND ASSESS THE DAMAGEIN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[cheers and applause]

- THIS FAMILY HAS THE WORST LAWNON THE BLOCK.

DAD CLEARLY ISN'T BRINGINGHIS WORK HOME WITH HIM.

[laughter]

THE MOST SURPRISING PARTOF THIS VIDEO

IS THAT THE WHOLE VILLAGEOF SANTA POCO

WASN'T IN THE CARWITH HIM.

NOTICE HIS SISTERSHOVING HIM.

THAT'S JUST PROOFTHAT 100% OF CAR ACCIDENTS

ARE CAUSED BY WOMEN.

[laughter]

WHO'D HAVE GUESSED THEY'DHAVE TO PUSH-START THEIR TOYS?

WATCH ENRIQUE REALIZEHIS BRAKES HAVE BEEN CUT.

HE PANICS, TRIES TO STOPTHE CAR FLINTSTONE-STYLE,

BUT HE'S PAST THE POINTOF NO RETURN.

NOW ALL HE CAN DOIS HOLD ON

AND KEEP HERPOINTING DOWNHILL.

OH! EITHER HIS ALIGNMENTIS OFF

OR THAT'S THE SIDE OF THE CARHE STASHED THE COCAINE ON.

EITHER WAY, POWER WHEELSCAN'T HANDLE TURNS

AT THAT HIGH SPEED.

EVERYONE KNOWS THOSE JEEPSARE DANGEROUSLY TOP-HEAVY.

MAYBE HE'LLSTRAIGHTEN IT OUT.

NOT A CHANCE.

HE FAILS TO PULL OFFTHE TOKYO DRIFT.

YOU GOTTA TURNINTO THE SKID.

COME ON!

OH, MAN, SOMEONE'SGONNA NEED A SIESTA.

[laughter]

I JUST HOPENOBODY WAS HURT,

BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE DOESN'THAVE ANY INSURANCE.

[audience groans]

BECAUSE HE'S A CHILD.

[laughter]

AND HERE'S A LESSONFOR ALL YOU KIDS OUT THERE.

WEAR A HELMET, EVEN THOUGH ITMAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DORK.

AND I KNOW YOU'RE LIKE,"COOL KIDS DON'T WEAR 'EM."

THAT'S BECAUSETHEY'RE NOT CLUMSY.

[laughter]

I'M JUST GLAD HIS MOMDID THE RIGHT THING

AND KEPTTHE CAMERA ROLLING,

AND FOR THAT,WE SAY GRACIAS.

[laughter]

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