Web Redemption - Board Break Guy

  • Season 3, Ep 310
  • 03/15/2011
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Daniel asks an aspiring motivational speaker if he's ready to give his attempted board break another chop. (7:12)

>> I WANTED TO MAKE A VIDEO TO

HOPEFULLY INSPIRE TO DO

SOMETHING YOU MAY FEEL IS TOO

DIFFICULT.

WITHOUT FURTHER ADO I'M GOING TO

BREAK THIS THING OVER MY HEAD.

>> OKAY.

DIDN'T WORK.

I DID IT.

>> THAT'S HOW BRANDON LEE DIED.

JOSHUA'S JUST TRYING TO BE A

MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER BUT

REPEAT

REPEATEDLY SMASHING HIS HEAD

WITH A BOARD HE SHOWED IT WAS A

TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.

>> TELLING PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO GO

TO KARATE PRACTICE.

>> JUJITSU, AND KARATE.

>> I GUESS I SHOULD EXPECT FROM

A REGION FULL OF PEOPLE WHO LOOK

SIMILAR.

THAT'S I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY

NINJAS WEAR MASKS.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT SOMEONE

IS GOING TO PICK YOU OUT OF A

LINEUP.

>> STOP TRYING TO SHOW OFF YOUR

ACTING CHOPS JACKIE CHAN.

>> IF STEVEN SIEGAL CAN BE A WAX

OFF'S TOSH.0 WEB REDEMPTION.

HELLO JOSH.

>> HEY, DANIEL.

>> ARE YOU TRYING TO CATCH A

FLOUR WITH A CHOPSTICKS.

>> NO I'M EATING RICE YOU RACE

RACIST.

>> JOSHUA.

>> YOU CAN CALL ME JOSH.

>> WITH YOUR BEARD YOU WENT FULL

AMISH.

>> WANT TO TOUCH IT.

>> I DO.

>> THAT'S A NICE BEARD.

>> WHAT WAS THAT VIDEO ABOUT

>> I WANTED TO MAKE A VIDEO TO

INSPIRE PEOPLE TO DO SOMETHING

TO DO SOMETHING THEY HAVEN'T

DONE.

>> YOU JUST HAVE TO TRY.

TURNS OUT SOME THINGS THAT ARE

DIFFICULT ARE REALLY, REALLY

DIFFICULT.

>> DID THAT HURT.

>> FIRST VIDEO NO.

THE FOLLOW UP VIDEO THAT KIND OF

HURT.

>> HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN

THOSE VIDEOS.

>> AROUND A MILLION.

>> DO YOU SEE YOURSELF AS AN

INSPIRATIONAL SPEAKER.

>> NO.

>> WHAT KIND OF PLYWOOD.

>> THREE-QUARTER INCH.

I DIDN'T THINK THIS IS PLYWOOD

IT'S NOT GOING TO BREAK EASY.

I GRABBED A COUPLE OF THEM, AND

WENT HOME.

>> I THINK AT HOME DEPOT YOU GET

THREE FREE TIMES.

I'M SURE AT HOME DEPOT YOU GET

UNLIMITED CUTS.

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY KARATE

BACKGROUND.

>> NO.

>> KARATE IS NOT HERE.

>> KARATE HERE.

NOT HERE.

KARATE HERE.

>> YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO

A GREAT PUPIL.

>> THESE I NEED YOU TO RESTRING

MY TENNIS RACKET.

I LIKE HEAVY TENSION.

IT'S ALL ABOUT CONTROL.

I NEED TO EXPRESS MY DOG'S ANAL

GLANDS AND IF YOU HAVE TIME

RE-GROUT MY BATHROOM.

DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?

>> YOU HAVE NO QUESTIONS.

FIRST RULE OF KARATE, DON'T ASK

QUESTIONS.

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S THE FIRST

RULE BUT IT'S IN THERE.

IT'S SOMEWHERE IN THE RULES

DON'T ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

>> I'M DONE.

>> THOSE CHORES HELPED ME TO

LEARN KARATE.

>> NO.

BUT MY WEEKEND IS WIDE OPEN.

LET'S GO BREAK SOME BOARDS NOW.

>> BUT I DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING.

>> TOO BAD.

THE TOURNAMENT STARTS IN 10

MINUTES.

>> WELCOME TO THE ALL VALLEY

BOARD BREAKING TOURNAMENT.

WORLD WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU'RE

READY TO GIVE ANOTHER CHOP.

>> YES.

>> GOOD BECAUSE I GOT YOU BY TO

THE FINAL.

>> JOSH FROM THE DOJO, AND HIS

OPPONENT THE GUY WHO BROKE THE

KARATE KID'S KNEE BOBBY BROWN.

>> BOO.

>> IT TOOK HIM 25 YEARS.

>> C COBRA KAI DOJO WILL GO FIRST.

>> I PRECOOKED THIS -- IT WILL

BE EASIER TO BREAK.

>> SWITCH THE BOARD.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

ESSENTI

SENSEI I CAN BEAT THIS GUY.

>> I DON'T WANT YOU TO BEAT HIM.

I WANT HIM OUT OF COMMISSION.

>> JUST SWITCH THE BOARD.

>> THE COBRA KAI USED A PRECUT

BOARD.

>> IF JOSH CAN BREAK HIS BOARD

HE WILL BE CHAMPION.

>> THIS IS YOURS TO LOSE.

>> YOU IDIOT.

>> HOLD ON.

NOW I GOT YOU.

>> NO.

IT'S MY HEAD THAT HURTS.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO

DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT.

YOU GET TWO TRIES.

GOOD LUCK.

>> WHOO!

>> ALREADY GOT A CHAMPION

STUDENT.

YOU'RE ALL RIGHT JOSH.

>> THANKS BOBBY.

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> LIVE OR DIE CREED.

>> LIVE.

>> IT'S ONLY A BOARD BREAKING

TOURNAMENT.

>> IF YOU'RE GOING TO HONK MY

NOSE JUST DO IT.

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