Kids Tumble Out of Van

  • Season 4, Ep 408
  • 03/20/2012
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Two Middle Eastern kids get dropped off in town, which gives Daniel an idea for a carpool. (1:12)

STRAW DONG.

PSST.

YOU WANNA SEE TWO KIDS FALL OUT

OF THE BACK OF A VAN IN THE

MIDDLE EAST?

ONE, TWO.

THAT'S HOW YOU DROP THE KIDS OFF

FOR SUICIDE BOMBING PRACTICE.

THAT IS ONLY THE THIRD MOST

DANGEROUS THING THAT HAPPENED TO

THEM THAT DAY.

YOU KNOW WHO'S REALLY GOOD AT

KILLING KIDS OVER THERE?

THE U.S. ARMY.

THE ONLY PART OF DELIVERING

BABIES I DON'T LIKE IS GETTING

UP SO EARLY.

YOU SEE THE KEY IS TO THROW THEM

BY THE HEAD.

LET THE WEIGHT OF THEM CARRY

THEM.

>> SEE YOU TOMORROW.

SORRY ABOUT THAT.

>> DON'T WORRY THEIR BONES ARE

STILL SOFT.

>> BYE.

YOU KNOW WHAT BLACK BABIES ARE?

THE SPORTS PAGE.

WHAT?

I DON'T THINK THAT WAS BAD.

YOU KNOW WHAT JEWISH BABIES ARE?

THE COUPONS.

ASIANS?

SUDOKU.

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