The World's Fastest Dinner Date

  • Season 6, Ep 602
  • 02/25/2014
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With the help of a woman with a serious appetite, Daniel attempts to break the world record for fastest dinner date. (2:45)

>>> THREE, TWO, ONE.

GO.

GO.

I THINK SHE EVEN ATE THAT

PLASTIC TABLE THEY PUT IN THE

MIDDLE OF YOUR PIZZA.

THAT'S MOLLY AND NOT SINCE MISS

PACMAN HAS A WOMAN TAKEN EATING

SO SERIOUSLY.

REGULAR LADIES CAN COUNT CALLIS

BUT I LOVE A GAL NOT AFRAID TO

CHOW DOWN.

I SAW HER DEEP THROAT THAT PIZZA

AND KNEW I HAD THE COMPANION TO

HELP SET THE RECORD FOR THE

FASTEST DINNER DATE.

>> MY NAME'S TOMMY.

HERE'S SOME BREAD.

I'LL BE BACK TO TAKE YOUR ORDER

AND GRAB MORE BREAD.

>> I'LL ORDER FOR THE LADY.

WHAT'S THE IS SOUP?

>> TODAY WE HAVE --

>> DOESN'T MATTER.

SHE WILL HAVE IT.

ALSO A CHEF SALAD.

>> HALF SIZE OR WHOLE?

>> ONE OF EACH.

FOR AN APPETIZER, THE MINI

AMBURG.

>> CHEESE?

>> YES, FOR ENTRÉE, A CHICKEN

STEAK COMBO.

>> I'M OKAY WITH WATER BUT

SHE'LL HAVE A CHOCOLATE SHAKE.

THE SALAD'S HERS AND SHAKE IS

HERS.

SHE GETS EXTRA, THAT'S GOOD.

OKAY.

NOT SAYING GRACE.

THIS IS SURPRISINGLY EROTIC.

DO YOU WANT ANY KETCHUP?

>> HUH-UH.

>> SHOULD I BE BLOWING ON THAT

FOR YOU?

VERY EUROPEAN OF YOU TO FINISH

WITH THE HALF SALAD.

>> I WANT YOU TO BE CAREFUL.

THIS PLATTER IS EXTREMELY HOT.

WELL, I TOLD YOU, WE'RE NOT

LIABLE.

DO YOU MIND IF I HAVE SOME OF

YOUR EXTRA?

LOOKS LIKE YOU ENJOYED DINNER.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR DESERT?

>> NO NEED, SHE WILL HAVE A

ENTIRE CHEESECAKE.

I'M OKAY.

NAUSEOUS FROM WATCHING HER EAT.

ONE WHOLE CHEESECAKE AND TWO

SPOONS.

>> WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU HAD

THIS SKILL?

>> DONE.

>> NOT YET, ACCORDING TO THE

RULES, THE DATE IS ONLY OVER

AFTER WE'VE HAD SEX.

DON'T WORRY, THAT'S WHERE I'M

REALLY FAST.

>> SADLY WE DID NOT BREAK THE

RECORD.

THE IDEA OF POKING HER FOOD BABY

WAS GROSSING ME OUT.

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