Web Redemption - Crying Sorority Girl

  • Season 2, Ep 208
  • 03/03/2010
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Tosh tries to toughen up a girl who broke down in tears after her fire extinguisher prank went awry. (4:09)

WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> HI, ALISE.

>> HEY, DANIEL.

>> IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> OH, I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THE

PROPER WAY TO USE A FIRE

EXTINGUISHER.

>> OH!

>> GO AHEAD.

PUT IT OUT.

>> THANKS.

[LAUGHS]

>> WOULD YOU FEEL MORE

COMFORTABLE IN THE BACK SEAT?

[LAUGHS]

NO, THIS IS -- THIS IS RIGHT AT

HOME.

>> TELL ME ABOUT THAT VIDEO.

WHAT HAPPENED?

>> THIS WAS DURING FINALS WEEK.

>> WHY WEREN'T YOU STUDYING?

>> I DIDN'T HAVE A FINAL THE

NEXT DAY, AND WE WERE KIND OF

BEING GOOFY AND TAKING PICTURES.

>> OKAY.

>> AND THERE WAS A LOVELY FIRE

EXTINGUISHER ON THE WALL, AND I,

UM, I SPRAYED THAT SUCKER.

>> WERE YOU TRYING?

I MEAN, WERE YOU TRYING TO MAKE

IT SNOW?

>> I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

I JUST WANTED IT TO SNOW.

>> I DON'T KNOW.

IT -- WHEN I -- WHEN WE WERE AT

THE BARS, I WAS TAKING --

>> AMBIEN?

>> DOING RUMPLE SHOTS.

>> OKAY, RUMPLE.

>> IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS IN YOUR

MOUTH.

SO I DON'T KNOW IF THAT KIND OF

GOT IN MY HEAD.

LIKE, OH, I WANT TO MAKE IT SNOW

TONIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW.

>> AND THEN WHEN DID YOU GET IN

THE CAR AND REALIZE, OH, I'M

GOING TO BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE?

>> RIGHT AFTER THAT HAPPENED, I

HEAR THE WORDS, "YOU IMBECILE!

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

AND EVERYONE HAD TO SLEEP

DOWNSTAIRS ON THE FLOOR.

LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU WOULD CRY IF

YOU DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND

YOU --

>> NO, I WOULDN'T.

>> YEAH, YOU WOULD.

>> NO, I WOULDN'T.

>> YES, YOU WOULD.

YES, YOU WOULD.

>> NO, I WOULDN'T.

>> IF YOU HAD A LITTLE RUMPLE

SHOTS IN YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD.

>> NO, I WOULDN'T.

NOW, DID YOU GET IN TROUBLE?

>> THEY MADE ME, UM, CLEAN THE

KITCHEN FOR A SEMESTER.

>> THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD PRACTICE

FOR THE REAL WORLD.

>> YEAH.

>> HOW HARD DID YOU CRY DURING

9/11?

>> UM -- WOW.

DON'T ASK ME THAT.

>> DO YOU THINK A SORORITY LOOKS

GOOD ON AN APPLICATION?

>> SOMETIMES I THINK IT DOES.

>> DO YOU THINK IT OPENS DOORS?

BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT

THAT IS COMPLETE BULL[BLEEP].

[LAUGHTER]

WHAT FRATERNITY WOULD YOU SAY

PER CAPITA HAS THE MOST DATE

RAPES PENDING?

[LAUGHTER]

WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY

SORORITY?

>> WHAT IS IT CALLED?

>> TRI TOSH.0-MEGA!

BY THE WAY, OUR SORORITY HAS A

VERY STRICT INDUCTION PROCESS.

YOU WILL GET A TATTOO.

I ALSO NEED TO GET SOME MONEY,

AND WE WILL MOST LIKELY BEAT THE

[BLEEP] OUT OF YOU.

AND IF YOU EVER TALK ABOUT IT, I

WILL [BLEEP] KILL YOU.

WELCOME TO THE TRI TOSH.0-MEGA

HOUSE.

>> THIS LOOKS LIKE A YOUTH

HOSTEL.

>> IT'S A FIXER-UPPER.

>> HEY, DANIEL.

>> HEY, SLUTS!

TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY [BLEEP] THIS

MORNING!

STAY OFF THE YARD!

GOD!

ALPHA CHIS ARE THE SAME

EVERYWHERE.

ALISE.

>> YES?

>> YOUR PLEDGE NAME WILL BE ICE

BITCH.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

>> YES, I HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM

WITH THAT.

>> ICE BITCH, DO YOU HAVE A

PROBLEM WITH THAT?

WHERE DO YOU WANT YOUR BRAND?

DO YOU SWEAR TO TELL THE TRUTH,

THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT

THE TRUTH?

>> I DO.

>> AMEN!

>> AMEN.

>> AH-MEN.

>> AH-MEN.

>> NO, NO.

THE LAST AMEN WAS JUST ME.

COME ON.

>> WHY ARE WE UP SO LATE?

>> SHH!

I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT.

[LAUGHTER]

[LAUGHS]

>> SHH!

IT'S TIME TO GET BACK AT THE

GIRLS FROM YOUR OLD SORORITY, SO

I RENTED A REAL SNOW MACHINE.

>> OH, MY GOD!

>> SHUT THE F --

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW, ARE YOU

READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?

>> YEAH, LET'S MAKE IT SNOW.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO.

I JUST WANTED IT TO SNOW.

WHOA.

I JUST WANTED IT TO SNOW.

>> THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

NOT IN MY FACE.

>> SNOW.

OHH!

I'M DOING A SNOW ANGEL!

>> IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

>> THAT'S WRONG.

[COUGHS]

SNOW.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF

MY LIFE.

>> PENGUIN!

>> PENGUIN, GET YOUR HAND OFF

HER ASS.

>> WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Y'ALL ARE GOING TO JAIL.

I'M WHUPPING YOUR ASS.

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