Extended Interview - S**tty Rock Climber's Web Redemption - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 419
  • 07/24/2012
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S**tting himself while rock climbing wasn't the most embarrassing part of Jason's story. (5:39)

>> JASON, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

>> SQUAMISH, B.C., CANADA.

>> WHAT'S IT NEAR?

>> IT'S BETWEEN VANCOUVER

AND WHISTLER.

>> LOT OF GOOD-LOOKING WOMEN

UP IN VANCOUVER.

>> RESPECT.

>> ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL

CLIMBER?

>> UH-HUH.

>> HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH?

>> I'M LIKE, 160.

>> YOU SEEM THE PERFECT BUILD

FOR CLIMBING.

>> WELL, THANK YOU.

>> DO YOU FREE CLIMB?

>> WE CALL IT FREE SOLOING...

>> OKAY.

>> BUT, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY SORT

OF DOES IT AT THEIR OWN LEVEL,

I GUESS.

>> AND YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT

THE RISK AT ALL?

>> YOU JUST FOCUS, AND, YOU

KNOW, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN'T

CLIMB DOWN.

>> HOW LONG AGO WAS THAT VIDEO?

>> TWO SUMMERS AGO.

>> HOW MANY AUTUMNS IS THAT?

WHAT HAPPENED THAT DAY

OUT ON THE ROCK?

>> CEDAR CALLED ME AT 9:00 A.M.,

WOKE ME UP, AND WE WERE GOING TO

SHOOT ON THIS CRACK.

AS THE CRACK GOT PROGRESSIVELY

NARROWER, I JUST KEPT ON WEDGING

MY KNEE, FOR UPWARD PROGRESS,

IN TIGHTER AND TIGHTER,

AND THEN IT JUST LOCKED

IN THERE.

>> AND HOW LONG WERE YOU

ACTUALLY IN THERE FOR?

>> 25 MINUTES, HALF AN HOUR.

>> WHY DO YOU THINK YOU HAD TO

GO TO THE BATHROOM RIGHT THEN?

>> WELL, I HAD TO GO BEFORE

I GOT ON THE ROUTE, FOR SURE.

>> AND YOU DIDN'T THINK, HEY,

GUYS, BEFORE WE START THIS,

LET ME GO--

>> WELL, I HAD DONE THE PITCH

BEFORE--THE CLIMB BEFORE--

I THOUGHT I WAS JUST GONNA,

YOU KNOW, ACE UP IT REAL QUICK.

>> OKAY, SO ONCE YOU REALIZED,

OH, I HAVE TO GO TO THE

BATHROOM, HOW SOON BEFORE YOU

ACTUALLY SHIT YOURSELF?

>> WELL, IT WAS A CONSCIOUS

DECISION I MADE.

I WAS STUCK, I WAS IN A LOT OF

PAIN, AND I WAS PROBABLY GOING

INTO SOME SHOCK.

>> SO IT WAS ACTUALLY A

STRATEGY.

DID YOU THINK THAT, LIKE,

BY SHITTING, YOU WOULD LOSE

WEIGHT, THEREFORE YOUR KNEE

WOULD GET SMALLER?

>> NO.

>> OH.

>> IT'S LIKE--IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE

WHEN YOU HAVE TO, YOU KNOW,

TAKE A SHIT.

>> WAS IT LIQUID?

>> MOSTLY.

I JUST SHIT MY PANTS.

>> [laughs]

>> LISTEN, YOU'RE TALKING TO

SOMEONE THAT HAS SHIT HIMSELF

THREE TIMES AS AN ADULT.

ONCE IN LA CROSSE, WISCONSIN.

ONCE IN ADDISON, TEXAS.

ONCE IN MY KITCHEN

HERE IN HOLLYWOOD.

THAT'S THE LEAST PROUD.

THE OTHER TWO ARE--THERE'S SOME

EXPLANATIONS.

>> YOU KNOW, TO BE HONEST,

I DON'T REALLY TRUST ANYBODY WHO

HASN'T SHIT THEMSELVES AT LEAST

ONCE AS AN ADULT.

>> THANK YOU.

>> THEY'RE PROBABLY A LIAR.

>> DO YOU KNOW WHO ARON RALSTON

IS?

>> YEAH, I READ HIS BOOK WHEN I

WAS A KID.

>> DO YOU FEEL THAT YOUR

SITUATION WAS MORE DEVASTATING?

>> I DON'T KNOW IF IT COULD BE

ARGUED THAT IT WAS MORE

DEVASTATING.

THE DUDE LOST HIS ARM.

>> WERE YOU AIR-LIFTED

TO A TOILET?

>> NO, NO.

I BOOKED IT DOWN THE TRAIL.

>> OKAY.

>> AND SO I'M RUNNING

AND THERE'S THIS STAIRCASE,

AND JUST AS MY EYES MEET THIS

GORGEOUS GIRL,

SHE GIVES ME THIS REALLY NICE

SMILE, AND OUR EYES MEET

AND THEN HALF A SECOND LATER

SHE SMELLS ME, AND--

IT WAS JUST, LIKE, THE WORST.

>> BUT EVEN JUST IN THAT MOMENT,

SHE GOT A WHIFF.

>> OH, YEAH.

>> I WONDER IF SHE KNOWS

TO THIS DAY THAT WAS YOU.

>> YEAH, YEAH, MAYBE.

>> MAYBE YOUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN,

AND SHE GIVES YOU A BLOW JOB.

>> [laughs]

>> WHAT'S THE CODE OF ETHICS

ON SHITTING ON A MOUNTAIN?

>> IDEALLY WHAT YOU WANT TO TRY

AND DO IS, LIKE, LAY A COILER

DOWN ON, LIKE, A NICE, FLAT ROCK

AND THEN CHUCK IT IN SPACE,

I GUESS.

>> I JUST LIKE THE IDEA OF

STANDING AT THE SUMMIT,

LIKE, HANGING OVER THE EDGE

AND DROPPING THE--

>> WE CALL THOSE "SKY DUMPS."

>> THAT SEEMS LIKE A PERK THAT

NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT.

>> NO.

OR A GOOD ARCING PEE IS ALSO

VERY SATISFYING.

>> YEAH, SEE, MY DAYS OF AN

ARCING PEE ARE OVER.

>> RIGHT.

>> MY URETHRA'S GONE--

I MEAN, IT'S BEEN RUINED BY

YEARS OF ABUSE...

>> FAIR ENOUGH.

>> AND IT'S--THE SPRAY IS ALL

OVER THE PLACE.

>> UH-HUH.

>> DID CRAPPING RIGHT NEAR YOUR

FRIEND'S FACE BRING YOU TWO

CLOSER TOGETHER?

>> OH!

[laughs]

>> I'M SORRY.

>> IT'S ALL RIGHT, DUDE.

>> CEDAR AND I WEREN'T ACTUALLY

THAT GOOD OF BUDDIES BEFORE,

BUT, YEAH, IT'S BROUGHT US

CLOSER TOGETHER, FOR SURE.

>> HOW DO YOUR FRIENDS TREAT YOU

AFTER THIS?

>> THEY CALLED ME "POOPIE"

FOR A WHILE, BUT THEY QUICKLY

GOT OVER IT.

>> YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T GO OUT

IF YOU'RE HUNGOVER.

AGREED?

>> I WOULDN'T AGREE WITH THAT,

NO.

>> WHAT?

>> IT'S PRETTY STANDARD,

YOU KNOW.

>> TO BE HUNGOVER AND GO CLIMB

A MOUNTAIN?

>> WELL, CLIMBING AND COCKTAILS

KIND OF GO HAND-IN-HAND.

I MEAN, LIKE, THERE'S HAPPY

HOUR, YOU KNOW, AND YOU'RE WITH

YOUR BUDDIES AND IT'S FESTIVE

AND YOU HAVE COCKTAILS.

THERE'S NO REASON NOT TO GO

CLIMBING THE NEXT DAY.

>> DO YOU EVER DRINK WHILE

YOU'RE ON THE MOUNTAIN?

>> NO.

NO, I MEAN, FOR--

WELL, YOU KNOW--

>> OCCASIONALLY IT HAPPENS?

>> YOU KEEP IT, YOU KNOW,

UNDER CONTROL, FOR SURE, BUT--

>> SEEMS CRAZY.

>> COULD DRINK AND TOSS

A SIX PACK, FOR SURE.

>> [laughs]

THAT'S NUTS.

WHAT'S THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN

YOU'VE EVER CLIMBED?

>> THERE'S BEEN A FEW PRETTY

HIGH ONES.

>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH

FOR ME, I THINK.

DO YOU HAVE ANY BIG CLIMBING

GOALS?

>> OH, YEAH, FOR SURE.

>> WHAT ARE THEY?

OR WHAT'S ONE OF 'EM?

>> I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY SPECIFIC,

YOU KNOW.

>> WELL, THAT SHOULD BE EASY

THEN.

WHAT IS IT?

>> I'VE BEEN CLIMBING A LOT

IN ARGENTINA AND PATAGONIA

AND AS WELL AT HOME

IN THE CANADIAN ROCKIES...

>> UH-HUH.

>> AND SO I'D LIKE TO REALLY

TAKE WHAT I'VE DONE THERE

AND GO TO THE HIMALAYA

AND TRY SOME BIGGER--

BIGGER WALLS THERE FOR SURE.

>> DO YOU EVER CLIMB IN FLORIDA?

>> NO.

I KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS THOUGH.

>> OH, REALLY?

>> UH-HUH.

HE WAS TRYING TO CLIMB IN ALL

THE STATES, SO HE TOOK FLORIDA.

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THOSE

SILLY GOALS?

>> NO.

I'M NOT REALLY SO MUCH INTO,

LIKE, GAGS OR STUNTS.

I'M--

>> IF YOU WERE INTO GAGS...

>> UH-HUH.

>> SHITTING ON EVERY MOUNTAIN

WOULD BE A GOOD ONE FOR YOU.

>> THAT WOULD BE AN INTERESTING

GAG.

YEAH, I COULD PROBABLY DRUM UP

SOME SUPPORT FOR THAT, PROBABLY.

>> MAYBE GET SPONSORED

BY ACTIVIA.

>> MAYBE.

>> ALL RIGHT, JASON, IT'S TIME

FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE SAFETY OF

THIS GYM WITH ALL ITS FANCY

INDOOR PLUMBING.

I WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN CLIMB

FOR REAL OUTDOORS WITHOUT

SHITTING YOURSELF.

YOU READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER

SHOT?

>> YEAH, LET'S GO.

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