Daniel Tosh Presents: The Most Fascinating People of 2013 - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 530
  • 12/10/2013
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A YouTube fairy, a teen with strong opinions on the age of consent and a guy nonchalantly talking about a blowjob vie to become Daniel's Most Fascinating Person of 2013. (3:54)

>> Tosh: BARBARA WALTERS' DYING

WISH WAS FOR ME TO BE HER

SUCCESSOR AND WANT TO SHARE MY

PICKS FOR THE INTERNET'S MOST

FASCINATING PEOPLE OF 2013.

FIRST, HE'S UPLOADED 102 VIDEOS

AND HIS CHANNEL HAS OVER 19,000

SUBSCRIBERS YET ONE FLASH CAN

KILL HIM.

SAY HELLO TO FAIRY BOY.

>> OH.

WELL, HELLO THERE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE

PAPARAZZI.

I'M SORRY.

YEAH, THEY'RE VERY INTERESTED IN

THE FAIRY WORLD.

AND ONCE IN A WHILE THEY'LL

ENTER THIS REALM AND THE WANT TO

TAKE PICTURES.

WE DON'T LIKE THAT.

WE DON'T ALLOW PICTURES.

ONE FLASH CAN KILL US.

YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE

YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE NO, NOT ALL

FAIRIES HAVE WINGS.

THAT'S A BIG BIG STEREOTYPE.

>> FASCINATING.

>> Tosh: THAT'S ONE FAIRY I

WOULDN'T MIND KEEPING IN A JAR

IN MY ROOM.

ALL RIGHT.

THERE ARE TWO THINGS I FIND

EXTREMELY FASCINATING ABOUT MY

NEXT PICK.

>> I DON'T SEE WHY 14 CAN'T BE

THE AGE OF CONSENT.

LIKE IF YOU'RE 14 YOU'RE TALKING

LIKE AN 18, 19, 20-YEAR-OLD GUY

AND YOU WANT HIS DICK AND YOU

HAVE SEX WITH HIM AND THEN YOU

DECIDE OH, I FEEL LIKE

REGRETTING THIS LATER.

GUESS WHAT, HE'S GOING TO GO TO

JAIL FOR BEING A SEX OFFENDER.

[BLEEP] THE AGE OF CONSENT.

14 IS A GOOD AGE BECAUSE YOU'RE

IN HIGH SCHOOL.

ONCE YOU'RE 14 YOU PROBABLY

ALREADY HAD YOUR PERIOD WHICH IS

A SIGN OF BEING SEXUALLY READY.

YOU DEVELOP AROUND 12, 13, 14

YEARS OLD.

14 PROBABLY BEING THE LATEST.

I DEVELOPED WHENS I WAS 12.

I'VE HAD THESE BOOBS SINCE I WAS

12 YEARS OLD.

>> FASCINATING.

>> Tosh: NOT EXACTLY HOW I

PICTURED THE SPOKESPERSON FOR

PEDOPHILIA.

IT TAKES A TRUE HERO TO SAY WHAT

EVERY DUDE OVER 18 IS CONSTANTLY

THINKING.

AND FINALLY A BLACK GUY IN A CAR

MAY NOT SEEM THAT FASCINATING

BUT ONCE YOU HEAR HIS STORY

YOU'LL SEE WHY HE DESERVES TO BE

THE MOST FASCINATING PERSON OF

THE INTERNET OF 2013.

>> I'M AT THE AURORA PUBLIC

LIBRARY AND IT SUCKS IS IN

THERE.

THEIR WI-FI SUCKS [BLEEP].

YOU KNOW, THE CONNECTION WAS

TERRIBLY SLOW.

WHAT ELSE?

OH, I GOT SOME HEAD IN THE SEARS

AT THE MALL IN THE BATHROOM.

PRETTY SECLUDED PLACE UP THERE.

I'LL BE DOING THAT AGAIN.

IT WAS SPUR OF THE MOMENT.

PRETTY HOT GUY.

BIG PENIS.

SO, YOU KNOW, HE JUST WANTED TO

SEE ME CUM.

I DID.

IT'S NICE GETTING HEAD.

I NEEDED THAT.

I'M A BIT RELAXED NOW.

GOT A SORE THROAT BUT THAT'S

FROM EARLIER.

MAYBE TOMORROW BUT YEP.

THAT'S IT.

IT'S BEEN WARM TODAY.

>> FASCINATING.

>> Tosh: YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE

PLUG, SEARS.

BARB IS HERE CONGRATULATIONS ON

BEING THE MOST FASCINATING

PERSON OF 2013.

HOW'S IT FEEL?

>> GREAT, THANKS.

>> Tosh: HAVE YOU BEEN BACK TO

SEARS?

>> YES, I HAVE.

>> FASCINATING.

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