Video Breakdown - Pantsed on the Train

  • Season 2, Ep 205
  • 02/10/2010
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How many asses do you have to kick before you decide to just pull the next guy's pants down? (2:05)

[LAUGHTER]

ALRIGHT.

MOVING ON.

WHAT'S A RIDE ON THE SUBWAY

WITHOUT THE THREAT OF VIOLENCE

TOWARDS WOMEN?

THAT DOESN'T JUST HAPPEN TO

JODIE FOSTER.

[LAUGHTER]

THAT GUY IS LOOKING LIKE A FOOL

WITH HIS PANTS ON THE GROUND.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

NOW LET'S GET BACK INTO THAT

VIDEO, ONE LEG AT A TIME, IN

THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[CHEERS & APPLAUSE]

ALRIGHT, CLEAN SUBWAY.

MUST BE EUROPE.

TODAY IS THE DAY THAT OUR FRIEND

LIAM HAS WORKED UP ENOUGH

COURAGE TO TALK TO A WOMAN.

HE KNOWS FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE

IMPORTANT, SO HE GOES WITH A BIG

KNEE TO THE EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO

HER.

IS THERE ANY WOMAN WHO DOESN'T

LOVE A GOOD SCARE ON A LATE

NIGHT TRAIN RIDE?

[LAUGHTER]

BUT WAIT, WHAT'S THAT?

OUT OF NOWHERE, CAPTAIN KRAUT,

GERMANY'S FAVORITE HOBO

SUPERHERO SPRINGS INTO ACTION.

[LAUGHTER]

NEXT STOP EMBARRASSMENT.

THAT'S WHY YOU ALWAYS WEAR A

BELT.

I MEAN, HOW MANY ASSES DO YOU

HAVE TO KICK BEFORE YOU GET SO

BORED WITH IT YOU DECIDE I'M

JUST GOING TO PULL HIS PANTS

DOWN, SEE WHAT HE DOES.

[LAUGHTER]

HERE'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.

RIGHT NOW HE'S TURNING AROUND

AND THINKING, "PLEASE BE A

WOMAN, PLEASE BE A WOMAN.

[LAUGHTER]

[BLEEP] IT'S A DUDE, A HUGE,

HUGE DUDE."

[LAUGHTER]

LIAM'S NO DUMMY.

IT'S HARD TO LOOK TOUGH PULLING

UP YOUR PANTS.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S LIKE TRYING TO LOOK BADASS

WHILE WINKING.

[LAUGHTER]

ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU KNOW THAT CHICK WOULD BANG

CAPTAIN KRAUT RIGHT HERE AND

NOW, BUT LIKE ANY TRUE HERO HE

DOESN'T CARE.

HE JUST PICKS UP THE PAPER AND

RESUMES HIS JOB SEARCH.

THE REAL HERO HERE IS THE CAMERA

MAN WHO REFUSED TO LIFT A FINGER

TO HELP THAT POOR WOMAN SO THAT

HE COULD DOCUMENT THIS FOR ALL

TO SEE, AND FOR THAT WE THANK

YOU.

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