Video Breakdown - Brick to the Nuts

  • Season 2, Ep 208
  • 03/03/2010
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If you're going to do some roof work, make sure your crotch is super agile in case you fall. (2:03)

[CREAKING]

[AUDIENCE OHS]

>> [BLEEP]

[LAUGHTER]

[AUDIENCE OHS]

>> OOH!

THAT WAS A HALF AN INCH AWAY

FROM BEING THE GREATEST THING

I'VE EVER SEEN.

[LAUGHTER]

LET'S TAKE THAT VIDEO APART

BRICK BY BRICK IN THIS WEEK'S

BREAKDOWN.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

FLIPPING A PROPERTY CAN BE A

NIGHTMARE, BUT IT ALL STARTS OUT

WITH IMPROVING YOUR CURB APPEAL.

LIKE A GOOD AGENT, RICHIE IS ON

THE ROOF, DOING SOME LAST-MINUTE

CLEANING BEFORE HE SHOWS THIS

QUAINT LITTLE CRYSTAL METH

STARTER HOME TO SOME TOOTHLESS,

NEWLYWED FIRST-TIME BUYERS.

AND YOU CAN TELL FROM THE

CREAKING THAT THAT ROOF IS

COMPLETELY UP TO CODE.

GOOD JOB, RICHIE.

THAT TENNIS BALL WAS AN EYESORE.

YOU SHOULD SAVE THAT FOR YOUR

CAR ANTENNA.

GOSH, DANG IT!

IT LOOKED SO STABLE.

SHOULD HE RAISE HIS ARMS AND

GENTLY EASE HIMSELF DOWN?

NO.

HE FLAILS AROUND LIKE SADDAM AT

THE END OF A NOOSE.

[AUDIENCE OHS]

IS THAT TOO SOON FOR SADDAM

JOKES?

[LAUGHTER]

YOU GUYS MISS SADDAM?

LIKE, OH!

AND HE TAKES A GRUESOME

THREE-INCH FALL.

[LAUGHTER]

NOW THERE'S A RICHIE-SHAPED HOLE

IN THE ROOF.

MAYBE IN THE LISTING, HE CAN

TEASE IT AS A SKYLIGHT.

INCOMING!

[AUDIENCE OHS]

POP QUIZ, HOTSHOT.

THERE'S A BRICK HEADING FOR YOUR

NUTS AT 50 MILES PER HOUR.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

WHAT DO YOU DO?

[AUDIENCE OHS]

HOLY HELL!

THANKFULLY, HIS CROTCH HAD

CAT-LIKE REFLEXES.

HE WAS ALMOST CIRCUMCISED.

MAZELTOV!

[LAUGHTER]

OH, AND GOOD NEWS, THE LEAD

CONTRACTOR PUT THIS VIDEO

ONLINE, AND FOR THAT, WE THANK

YOU.

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