Season 2 Celebrities Montage - Uncensored

  • Season 2, Ep 25
  • 09/29/2010
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From Pauly Shore to Ron Jeremy, Daniel reflects on the celebrity guests that stopped by for season 2 of Tosh.0. (1:20)

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I

AM A HUMUNGOUS CELEBRITY.

I CAN GET A TABLE AT ANY

RESTAURANT IN HERMOSA BEACH WITH

LITTLE TO NO WAIT ON MOST

WEEKNIGHTS.

ONLY THE BIGGEST OF A-LISTERS

COULD EVER HOPE TO SHARE THE

SPOTLIGHT WITH YOURS TRULY.

>> ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.

♪♪

>> HEY, BOYS.

>> I AM TV LEGEND ALAN THICKE.

>> BRANDI CHASTAIN.

>> THEY'RE NOT GONNA LET ME STAR

IN RAD II.

[LAUGHS]

>> ARE YOU READY TO KNOCK THE

SHIT OUT OF SOMEBODY?

>> THAT'S BAD LUCK, THAT'S BAD

LUCK!

>> I JUST WANT TO SAY -- WHOA,

CHECK, CHECK!

>> DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON HER

[BLEEP] STUPID PREGNANT FACE?

>> THOSE ARE PEOPLE WHO WISH THE

JEFF DUNHAM SHOW WAS STILL ON

THE AIR.

>> IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

YOU DIDN'T VOTE FOR ME ENOUGH!

[LAUGHTER]

>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, BIZZY?

>> THE ACT OF PLACING THE HEAD

OF ONE'S PENIS INSIDE THE

FORESKIN OF ANOTHER'S PENIS.

>> I'M NOT THREATENED BY YOU

PHYSICALLY, SO IT'S A YES FROM

ME.

>> UH, THE ANSWER IS, "LET'S DO

IT IN THE BUTT, OKAY."

>> BOSOX CLAY BUCHHOLZ CAN'T

LIKE THIS.

[SOUND EFFECTS]

>> WHAT'S IN THE [BLEEP] BOX?

>> IT'S SLEDGE-O-MATIC!

[SHATTERING GLASS]

>> WHOA!

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