Broke-Ass Mofos Taking Poor Ass Photos For Tosh.0 - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 527
  • 11/19/2013
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After being disgusted by rich people's Instagram photos, Daniel reaches out to his fans for pictures of themselves living dirt poor and proud. (2:32)

>> Tosh: I PRAY EVERY SINGLE ONE

OF THEM DROWNS WHILE

INSTAGRAMING AND DRIVING THEIR

CHARTERED YACHT.

OR THE ARROGANT TRUST-FUND

[BLEEP]S ARE THE MOST SELF

INDULGENT PRICKS.

YOUR PARENTS ONLY SPOIL YOU

BECAUSE GIVING YOU AN ISLAND IS

BETTER THAN LOVING YOU AND THE

IMMIGRANT NANNY CARES EVEN LESS.

LOOK AT THIS GUY, GOLFING ON

THEED ME.

YOU [BLEEP]ING [BLEEP] HOLE.

GOLFING WHILE YACHTING?

WAS THERE NO ROOM FOR YOUR

THOROUGHBRED.

THIS GUY'S NOT SO RICH.

HE CAN'T EVEN AFFORD SOCKS YOU

[BLEEP].

I DIDN'T KNOW CHANEL CARRIED A

HELLO KITTY LINE.

GOOD LUCK CARRYING THAT ON YOU

[BLEEP].

#JEWELER.

HE'S NOT A JEWELER.

CONGRATS ON USING FIVE OF

SOMETHING NO ONE USES ANY MORE.

YOU DUMB [BLEEP].

WHO WEARS A WATCH ON THEIR HAND?

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY IT'S

EASIER FOR A POOR MAN TO DRIVE

HIS HONDA ACCORD TO HEAVEN THAN

PUTTING A CAMEL IN HIS BUGATTI.

I ASKED FOR PICTURES FOR A NEW

SEGMENT CALLED BROKE [BLEEP]

MOFOS TAKING BROKE-[BLEEP]

PHOTOS FOR "TOSH.0."

YEAH, 69 CENTS.

I CAN GET BEHIND THAT.

LOOK AT THAT, DISPOSABLE RAZORS.

MORE LIKE RAZORS FOR LIFE, SON.

LIVING THE DREAM.

ZONE 3, MIDDLE SEAT.

THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

HAVE TO KEEP THE BIG BILLS ON

THE OUTSIDE.

PAYDAY.

THAT COULD BE GOOD MONEY

ESPECIALLY IN YOU LIVE IN MAINE.

THOSE ARE SPEAKERS AND BY THE

LOOK ON HER FACE I GUESS THE

SUBWOOFERS ARE BETWEEN HER LEGS.

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WIC WAS UNTIL

SOMEONE TOLD ME.

SHE'S POOR.

DOUBLE PEGS FOR DOUBLE THE

WOMEN.

WE CAN'T AFFORD A BIG TV SO WE

TAKE TURNS LOOKING TOUGH THE

BIGGAIFIER.

HE LEFT A NEGATIVE TIP.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS LEGAL.

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