Web Redemption - Balloon Guy

  • Season 1, Ep 106
  • 07/16/2009
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The Balloon Guy gets one more shot at getting in and out of his balloon without popping it. (4:04)

AHH!SURPRISE.

BILL.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

DID YOU COME BYHOT AIR BALLOON?

WERE YOU WAITING FOR THAT ONE?

BOOM!

HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVEDWITH BALLOONS?

- WELL, IT STARTEDWITH THIS ARTICLE

IN NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

THIS GENTLEMAN,OR I SHOULD SAY PERSON,

GETTING INTOA HUGE, INFLATED BALLOON,

ONLY THING IS,HE'S THIN.

AND HE POPS THEMAS HE GETS OUT.

- RIGHT.AND YOU?

- DECIDED TO TRYFOR GOING IN

THEN GETTING OUTWITHOUT POPPING THEM.

- AND YOU FAILED.

- YEAH, I FAILEDA FEW TIMES, YES.

- WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERON FAMILY MATTERS?

- HMM.

HARD TO SAY, REALLY.

I CAN TELL YOUIT AIN'T URKEL THOUGH.

- [chuckles]

- BUT TELL YOU THE TRUTH,I DON'T REALLY HAVE

A FAVORITE CHARACTERIN THAT SHOW.

- YOU MIGHT BEMY FAVORITE PERSON

ON THIS PLANET,HANDS DOWN.

DOWN THE HATCH?

- YEAH.

[high-pitched]OKAY.

- [high-pitched]HOW'S THAT FEEL, BILL?

- [high-pitched]OH, WELL,

IT DOESN'T FEELANY DIFFERENT,

BUT MY VOICE, WELL,SOUNDS MORE LIKE A CHIPMUNK.

- ALL RIGHT, BILL,ARE YOU READY?

- YES.

- OKAY, LET'S GO SUIT UP.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GONNABRING YOUR OWN BALLOON.

- OH, NO, NO, I GOT IT.

- YOU DON'T WANTTO GET INSIDE THIS?

- THERE'S NO ROOMINSIDE THAT.

- OH.

SAVE THAT FOR LATER.

LET'S CRANK THIS THING UP.

IS THAT ENOUGH?- YEAH, IT SHOULD BE.

- HOLD ON.NO, NO, NO, I DON'T--

OKAY, BILL,THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW

ARE YOU READYTO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT?

- YEAH.

- YOU NEED TO GET IN AND OUTSUCCESSFULLY.

- RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT, BUDDY,GOOD LUCK.

[suspenseful music]

BILL, IT'S FAIR TO SAY

THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENTOF MY LIFE.

- UH-HUH.

WHOA.

SLOWLY BUT SURELY.

- OH, YOU'RE WORKINGOVER THE JUNK.

- OH, MAN.- WHAT'S GOING ON?

- THERE'S A HOLE IN IT.

I'M GOING TO HAVETO GET OUT OF THIS ONE.

- NO, I THINKYOU JUST KEEP GOING DOWN.

- OKAY.

I'M GONNA LET YOU KNOWONE THING.

- WHAT'S THAT?- IT MIGHT POP.

WHOA.- HANG ON.

- I GOT ONE FOOT IN.- GOOD.

TAKE YOUR TIME.TAKE YOUR TIME.

- AND I'M GOING TO BRINGTHE OTHER FOOT IN...NOW.

- OKAY, STAY IN THERE, BILL.STAY IN THERE.

I'M GONNA GO GET CHANGED.I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I'M READY.

- OKAY, I'M GONNA MOVE AROUND.

- OKAY, BILL,QUIT ROLLING OFF.

DON'T GO TOO FAR.- OH.

- WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOWIS THE CROWNING.

OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

OH, BILL!

THE WORLD WANTS YOU OUT.

PUSH, PUSH.

IS IT CUTTING OFF CIRCULATION?

[dramatic music]

HANG IN THERE, BUDDY.

BILL.

OH, YOU'RE SO CLOSE.

- [groaning]

[as Fat Albert]HEY, HEY, HEY.

- PUSH.

PUSH.

NO, NO, NO, NO.

YOU WANT TO JUSTCOME INTO THE WORLD NATURALLY.

HERE COMESANOTHER CONTRACTION.

BREATHE, BREATHE.

- THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING, DUDE.- BREATHE.

YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB.

I'M NOT GONNA LOSE YOU.

OH, BILL.OH, BILL.

OH, BILL!HOO-HOO-HOO!

YES!

YES!

OH! OH!

OH, IT'S A BOY.

IT'S A BOY.

THIS IS SO GOOD.

LET ME SPANK YOU.

NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMESI DELIVER A 55-YEAR-OLD MAN,

IT NEVER GETS OLD.

I HAD A GREAT TIME, BILL.

TRAVEL SAFE, BUDDY.

- I WILL.TAKE CARE, DUDE.

- BYE.

- BYE.

- BYE, BILL.

BYE, BILL.

EVERY TIME THERE'S A RAINBOW,I'LL KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING.

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