You See Them Stains?

  • Season 5, Ep 507
  • 03/19/2013
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This girl has got some stains, and Daniel has just what she needs to clean them up. (1:02)

MADE A COUPLEOF MY FEMALE VIEWERS

A LITTLE DAMPIN THEIR DOWNSTAIRS.

- YOU SEE THEM STAINSON THERE?

YOU SEE THEM STAINSON THERE?

SEE THE STAIN?

- YES, I SEE THE STAINS.

- THAT'S FROM ME, SQUIRTING.

THAT'S NOT PEE,THAT'S SQUIRT.

- AND YOU THOUGHT A MAN

CUTTING OFF BOTH HIS NIPSWAS GROSS.

I ASSUMESHE MADE HERSELF DO IT.

ALL THE GIRL NEEDSIS A POSTER OF DALE JR.

AND A LITTLE IMAGINATION.

EVENTUALLY SOMEONEHAS TO MOP UP THAT MESS,

AND THAT'S WHERE I COME IN.

OOH, IT STINKSSO BAD IN HERE.

HOW YOU GUYS DOING?

YOU GOT A DIRTY APARTMENT,

YOU CALL MOLLY MAIDS.THEY'LL CLEAN IT.

YOU GOT A SQUIRTERON YOUR HANDS,

YOU CALL ME,

THE JIZZ WIZ.

BEEN SPECIALIZING IN MALEAND FEMALE EJACULATE

FOR ALMOST THREE CENTURIES.

THAT'S HOWYOU DO A SKETCH SHOW.

KEEP IT UNDER 30 SECONDS

AND PUT ITIN A MUCH BETTER SHOW

THAT HAS NOTHING TO DOWITH SKETCH COMEDY.

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