Video Breakdown - Old School Streaker

  • Season 3, Ep 304
  • 02/01/2011
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The only thing more annoying than a guy who quotes comedy movies is a guy who recreates entire scenes from them. (1:50)

FROM COMEDY MOVIES

IS A GUY WHO RECREATESENTIRE SCENES FROM THEM.

- [laughs]

I'M STREAKING ON THE QUAD!

[thud]

[audience ohs]

[laughter]

- HE DID HAVE NEXT.

LET'S TAKE AN IN-DEPTH LOOK

AT THE 100TH NAKED MANTO APPEAR ON TOSH.0

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[applause]

JUST ANOTHER QUIET NIGHTAT DEL BOCA VISTA, PHASE TWO.

THAT IS, UNTIL TODD WATCHED OLD SCHOOL FOR THE 50TH TIME

AND DECIDED TO GO STREAKING,

THE MOST ACCEPTABLE WAY TO SHOWYOUR WIENER TO STRANGERS.

YOU NEVER SEE BLACK GUYSDOING IT.

PROBABLY BECAUSE STREAKINGIS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY,

AND THERE'S NOTHING FUNNYABOUT A BLACK MAN

RUNNING NAKED TOWARDS YOU

WITH HIS GIANT SHLONGBOUNCING AROUND.

IT'S ALWAYS EITHER SCARYOR EROTIC.

BUT USUALLY SCARY.

[laughter]

AH, THIS PARTICULAR PERVERTIS A LITTLE MODEST,

SO HE GOES WITHTHE ONE-HAND SACK BASKET.

MAYBE HE'S WORRIEDABOUT DICKLASH.

- I'M STREAKINGON THE QUAD!

- OH.NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE.

EVER SINCE MONICA SELESGOT SHANKED,

COURTS HAVE BEEN PUTTING UPINVISIBLE FORCEFIELDS.

[laughter]

LUCKILY IT DIDN'T BREAK.

THERE'S NOTHING WORSETHAN HAVING TO PICK OUT

SHARDS OF GLASSFROM YOUR SCROTUM.

I SHOULD KNOW.

I WAS IN A LITTLE WEB SHORTCALLED ONE GUY, ONE JAR.

[audience ohs]

DO WE HAVE THAT VIDEO?

I'M TOLD WE ARE NOT ALLOWEDTO PLAY THAT.

[laughter]

- [wheezy laughter]

- LISTEN TOHIS BUDDY'S LAUGH.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO CHECK HIMFOR TUBERCULOSIS IMMEDIATELY.

[laughter]

AND THEN,LIKE A DRUNK, NAKED BATMAN,

THE STREAKER DISAPPEARSINTO THE NIGHT,

LEAVING ONLY A GREASYMEDIUM-SIZED DONG PRINT BEHIND,

AND FOR THAT WE THANK YOU.

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