Web Redemption - Antoine Dodson - Uncensored

  • Season 3, Ep 301
  • 01/11/2011
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Daniel and Antoine Dodson share a picnic and work together to catch a rapist. (5:10)

[laughing wildly]

[imitating Antoine]OH, THEY RAPIN' EVERYBODY!

THEY RAPIN' EVERYBODY!

[normal voice] HOW ARE YOU?- HEY...

- DANIEL.- HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU,ANTOINE.

I INVITED YOUTO THIS PARK, BECAUSE,

WHILE BEAUTIFUL BY DAY,AT NIGHT,

THERE ARE MORE UNSOLVED RAPESPER SQUARE ACRE

THAN ANYPLACEIN THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES.

YEAH.[woman screaming]

OH, SHE'S GONNA GET RAPED.

HAD I KNOWN YOU WERE GONNAWEAR YOUR [bleep] STRAIGHT,

I WOULD HAVE CHANGED.

- I KNOW, BUT AT ISJUST SO HOT.

- YOU LIKE IT?- I LIVE FOR THAT.

- NOW, WHERE WAS THAT VIDEO?

- THE VIDEO WASIN HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA,

IN LINCOLN PARK.

- HOW QUICKLY DIDYOUR LIFE CHANGE AFTER THAT?

- THE SITUATION HAPPENEDJULY 28TH,

AND AUGUST 1STTHE WHOLE WORLD KNEW US.

- WHAT KIND OF OFFERSWERE YOU GETTING?

- I WAS GETTING OFFERS LIKE,"YOU COME ON THIS SHOW,

WE'LL GIVE YOU $10,000."

OR, "YOU DO THIS, ANDWE CAN GIVE YOU $15,000.

"OH, IF YOU SIGNTHIS CONTRACT,

WE'LL GIVE YOU $14 MILLION."AND I WAS, LIKE--

- WAIT, WAIT.I WOULD HAVE SIGNED THE ONE

THAT SAID $14 MILLION.

- I MEAN,I WOULD HAVE SIGNED IT, TOO,

IF I HADN'T WENT TO SCHOOLFOR BUSINESS.

SO IT'S LIKE, WELL, YOU KNOW,

WE NEED LAWYERSAND STUFF LIKE THAT.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT PEOPLETO KNOW ABOUT YOU?

- THEY KNOW I'M OPENLY GAY.

THAT'S MAINLY WHATI WANTED TO GET OUT.

- THAT YOU'RE GAY?I THINK PEOPLE KNEW THAT

ABOUT ONE SECONDINTO YOUR VIDEO.

- NO. THAT IS SO STEREOTYPE.- OF COURSE IT IS.

- I KNOW A LOT OF FEMININE GUYSWHO'S NOT GAY.

- NO, YOU DON'T.

- TELL ME HOWTHE AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS GUYS

CAME TO YOU TO MAKE A SONG.

- THEY CAME AT MEWITH, LIKE,

A LITTLE 30-SECOND CLIPOF THE SONG,

AND I LISTENED TO IT,AND I WAS, LIKE,

"IS SOMEBODY TRYING TO MAKE FUNOF MY FAMILY?

LIKE, I HATE THIS.THIS IS SUCH TRASH."

BUT LISTENING TO ITAFTER A WHILE, OVER AND OVER,

I'M, LIKE, "WOW, IT REALLY DOESSEND A POSITIVE MESSAGE.

IT'S LIKE AN ALERT."

- HOW MUCH DID YOU MAKEOFF OF IT?

- ALMOST 300,000 COPIESWERE SOLD,

AND WE WERE SELLING ITAT $1.29, SO...

- OH, THAT'S THE PREMIUM--THE iTUNES PLUS, THE $1.29.

- YEAH.- NO 99 CENTS FOR YOUR STUFF.

- MM-MM.

- THE ONLY THINGTHAT I QUESTION IS

"HIDE YOUR HUSBANDS."

ARE HUSBANDS REALLYGETTING RAPED?

'CAUSE I DON'T THINK SO.

- [laughs]OH, MY GOD.

HUSBANDS ARE REALLYGETTING RAPED.

- THEY RAPE HUSBANDSIN THE SOUTH?

THAT'S WHY I WON'T GOTO THE SOUTH.

- IF HE IS 5'2",THEY IS GONNA GET HIM.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL,YOU KIND OF GOT CAUGHT

WITH YOUR PANTS DOWNLAST TIME.

LET'S GO LEARNHOW TO BE PROACTIVE, NOT...

- REACTIVE.

- I WAS GONNA SAY RAPED,BUT I LIKE YOURS BETTER.

OH, THAT FEELS GOOD.

- ALL RIGHT, NANCYS,STOP THE STRETCHING.

STOP THE STRETCHING RIGHT NOW!- I DON'T WANT TO PULL ANYTHING.

- YOU DON'T HAVE TIMETO STRETCH IN AN ALLEY

WHEN YOU'RE GETTING RAPED.

YOU'RE NOT GONNA STRETCHIN MY CLASS.

PULL A HAMMY,THAT'S ON YOU.

SO LISTEN UP.

FIRST THING YOU NEED TO KNOWABOUT BEING RAPED

IS THE WORST THINGYOU CAN POSSIBLY DO

WHEN BEING RAPED IS YELL,"HELP, I'M BEING RAPED."

YOU WANT TO YELL SOMETHING LIKE,"HELP, I'M ON FIRE."

NOBODY WANTS TO WATCH A RAPE.PEOPLE LOVE A GOOD BONFIRE.

WHAT WOULD YOU YELLWHEN BEING RAPED?

- FREE DOUGHNUTS!- YOU COME IN HERE, SIR.

THIS IS GREG.HE'S GOING TO TRY TO RAPE YOU.

- HOW IS HE GONNA RAPE ANYBODYWITH ALL THAT STUFF ON?

- WE'RE GONNA USE OURIMAGINATION ON THIS, ALL RIGHT?

THREE OPTIONS--EYES, THROAT, TESTICLES.

ANTOINE, GET UP HERE.- MESS HIM UP. MESS HIM UP.

MESS HIM UP! MESS HIM UP!

- GET HIM.- UNH!

- OH!- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH.YOU GOT HIS BALLS.

- FIRE. FIRE.

- EVERYONE GO AHEAD RIGHT NOW

AND LET'S BLOW OUR RAPE WHISTLEON THE COUNT OF THREE.

ONE, TWO, THREE.

[slide whistle pitchgoing up and down]

- THEY WERE OUTOF REGULAR RAPE WHISTLES.

ALL RIGHT, ANTOINE,YOU ARE CLEARLY

THE GREATEST RAPEFIGHTING MACHINE

I'VE EVER COME ACROSS.

WE'VE LEARNED ALL WE CANFROM THIS CRAZY LADY.

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW,

ARE YOU READY TO GIVE ITANOTHER SHOT?

- I'M READY. LET'S GO.

- LET'S GO FIND USA RAPIST.

ANTOINE, THERE IS ONLYONE PROVEN WAY

TO CATCH A RAPIST,

AND THAT'S WITH A RAPE TRAP.

- COOL.- YEAH.

NOW ALL WE NEED ISSOME RAPE BAIT.

- WHERE WE GONNA FINDRAPE BAIT?

- WELL, AT THIS HOURWE'LL HAVE TO IMPROVISE.

- ♪ HE'S CLIMBINGIN YOUR WINDOW ♪

- OH, I'M ALL ALONE.

SURE GLAD I DON'T HAVEANY PEPPER SPRAY ON ME.

MY SHOE'S UNTIED.

- THERE'S SOMEBODY COMING.

ACT SEXY.LET IT OUT.

- HEY, BUDDY,NO MEANS YES.

WHY DON'T YOU POURYOUR DNA RIGHT HERE.

WANT A LITTLE OF THIS?

- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

THAT'S A GIRL. THAT'S FISH.

- BEAT IT, SLUT!

GO GET RAPEDON YOUR OWN CORNER.

MAYBE I SHOULD TAKEMY SLEEPING PILLS.

ROHYPNOL,THE RAPE DRUG.

- ♪ HE'S CLIMBINGIN YOUR WINDOW ♪

- OH...

- THIS ONE LOOKS PROMISING.

WE GONNA FIND YOU!

- OH! PULL IT!

OW! OH...OH...

I'M BEING RAPEDBY ROETHLISBERGER!

- [laughing]

RUN TELL THAT!WE CAUGHT THE RAPIST.

Y'ALL DON'T NEEDTO HIDE YOUR KIDS,

HIDE YOUR WIFE,OR HIDE YOUR HUSBAND,

'CAUSE THEY AIN'T RAPIN'NOBODY ELSE OUT HERE.

[maniacal laughter]

- I'M STILL GETTING RAPEDBY ROETHLISBERGER!

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