The Princess

  • Season 5, Ep 518
  • 09/17/2013
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A princess for a day examines her royal accoutrements, and Daniel reveals the secret to a healthy relationship. (2:09)

>> LOOK WHO'S AT THE DOOR.

PRINCESS.

OPEN IT, OPEN IT, QUICK.

>> THE PRINCESS IS HERE.

>> ROSES?

>> Tosh: HERE'S WHERE YOU NEVER

MARRY THE BABY VOICE GIRL.

>> OH, PRINCESS.

>> Tosh: OKAY, FIRST OF ALL

YOU'RE NOT A PRINCESS, JENNIFER.

PRINCESSES VACATION IN YACHTS ON

THE MEDITERRANEAN NOT IN

AMUSEMENT MARKS IN ANAHEIM.

>> LOOK AT MY FLOWERS.

>> Tosh: THE POOR, PUSSY WHIPPED

BASTARD THAT'S MARRIED TO YOU

WANT THEM TO DIE LIKE THIS

RELATIONSHIP.

>> I GET A SASH?

THIS IS MY FANTASTIC PRINCESS

SASH.

>> SPECTACULAR, SPECTACULAR.

>> I'M NOT A BEAUTY QUEEN.

>> LOOKS RIGHT.

>> Tosh: AHA.

NOW GIVE THAT TO YOUR HUSBAND TO

HANG HIMSELF WITH IT.

>> AND HERE'S MY CEPTOR.

>> THE ONLY WAY THIS IS WORTH IT

IS IF IT ENDS UP IN HER BUTT

LATER.

>> WOW.

THAT'S A CROWN.

HOLY-MOLY.

IT CAME ON A PILLOW AND

EVERYTHING.

>> Tosh: GOOD LORD, THIS BITCH

BETTER HAVE CANCER.

PERSONALLY, I DON'T TREAT MY

GIRLFRIEND LIKE A PRINCESS.

I TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN.

NOT JUST ON HER BIRTHDAY, EVERY

DAY.

>> HEY, I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE.

WILL YOU CALL IT REAL QUICK?

>> Tosh: THIS IS MADNESS.

I SWEAR THE SWORD OF DRAGON'S

THE QUEEN'S NAME SHALL NEVER BE

SPOKEN AGAIN.

BE GONE.

>> FINE.

>> Tosh: YOU SPEAK WITH SUCH

DISDAIN THOUGH YOU BEG FOR

MERCY.

WINTER IS COMING

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