Tosh Is Better Than You - Nine Putts

  • Season 5, Ep 505
  • 03/05/2013
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With the help of his staff, Daniel proves that he's better than nine golfers. (5:07)

- 3, 2, 1...

- OH! OH!

[cheering and laughter]

- I GUESS YOU CAN DO WHATEVERYOU WANT AT AUGUSTA,

SINCE THEY LET CONDI IN.

WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIMERICH WHITE GUYS CAUGHT A BREAK.

THESE PRICKSALL HAVE TRUST FUNDS,

BUT THE HERO WHO TOOK OUTBIN LADEN IS PENNILESS?

GOOD WORK, AMERICA.

THEY MUST HAVETAKEN ADVANTAGE

OF THE NINE-FOR-ONE POLO SHIRTSALE AT JOS. A. BANK.

WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTANDIS WHY THAT VIDEO

HAS GOTTEN SO POPULAR.

ANY IDIOT CAN BALL GOLF.

THAT'S WHY I FELTIT WAS NECESSARY

TO PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACEWITH MY SIGNATURE SEGMENT,

I'M BETTER THAN YOU,NA-NA NA-NA BOO-BOO,

STICK YOUR HEADIN DOO-DOO.

NA-NA NA-NA BOO-BOO,STICK YOUR HEAD IN DOO-DOO.

FOR THE RECORD, WE HADONE MORE PERSON THAN THEY DID,

AND THE REASON I WASN'TSTANDING NEXT TO THEM

IS BECAUSE I WASTHE ONLY LEFTY,

AND I KEPT FROLFING THEMRIGHT IN THE FACE.

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