"The Purge" - Tosh.0 Office

  • Season 5, Ep 526
  • 11/12/2013
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Daniel's writers show their true colors when a 12-second period of lawlessness is introduced in the office. (1:25)

FINALLY,HAVE YOU SEEN THE PURGE?

IT'S A MOVIETHAT HAD A GREAT CONCEPT

BUT TERRIBLE EXECUTION.

IT DOES STAR ETHAN HAWKEWHO IS ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL.

FOR ONE DAY A YEAR, ALL CRIMEBECOMES LEGAL FOR 12 HOURS,

INCLUDING MURDER, YET ODDLYNO SEX CRIMES ARE COMMITTED.

YOU SEE, THE NEW FOUNDINGFATHERS THOUGHT,

IF WE HAD A WAY TO GET

ALL THE VIOLENCEOUT OF OUR SYSTEM,

IT WOULD PUT AN END TO CRIMEAND REDUCE POVERTY.

THAT'S EXACTLY THE KINDOF FORWARD THINKING

I CAN GET BEHIND.

WHICH IS WHY,ONCE A SEASON I'VE INSTITUTED

A 12-SECOND PURGEIN OUR OFFICE.

I SEE YOU ALL SUPPORTTHE PURGE.

- EVERYONE NOTICED YOU PUT UPA NEW CHANDELIER IN YOUR OFFICE.

- YEAH.HAD A PRETTY GOOD YEAR.

REMEMBER,TODAY ALLOWS PEOPLE A RELEASE

OF EVERYTHINGTHEY'VE HAD PENT UP INSIDE THEM.

- OH, LOOK AT THE TIME.

THE PURGE STARTSIN FIVE SECONDS.

- DAH!THAT REALLY SNUCK UP ON ME.

[alarm blaring]

[dog barking]NO, NO, NO!

- RELEASE THE BEASTS.

- OH, GOD BLESSOUR NEW FOUNDING FATHERS!

GET THE LIGHTS ONAND GO BACK TO WORK.

WITH ALL THAT PUKING,

YOU'D THINK THEY'D BEA LOT SKINNIER.

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