20 Seconds on the Clock - Crazy Lady on a Plane

  • Season 2, Ep 206
  • 02/17/2010
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Sometimes your seat partner makes you long for the day when airline ticket prices were higher. (1:08)

UP THEIR TICKET PRICES

SO PEOPLE LIKE THISGO BACK TO TAKING THE BUS.

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[audience laughter]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

AND I CAN'T BRING OVERTHREE OUNCES OF "UNOBTAINIUM"?

[audience laughter]

LET'S PUT 20 SECONDSON THE CLOCK

AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY COMMENTSWE CAN MAKE.

I BET SHE'S GOT A BOMBIN HER UNDERWEAR TOO.

[audience laughter]

GET THESE MOTHER[bleep]CRAZY LADIES

OFF MYMOTHER[bleep] PLANE!

[audience laughter]

I LOVE THE NEXT SCENE

WHERE SHE STARTS SPEAKING JIVETO THE STEWARDESS.

TOO OLD? ALL RIGHT.

ON SECOND THOUGHT,

LET'S WEDGEKEVIN SMITH'S FAT ASS

BACK IN THAT SEAT.

THE EMPTY SEAT IS FORHER FRIEND NOBODY CAN SEE,

AND MILTON WANTSMORE SNACKS.

SOMEONE'S GOTTHE BITTER BEER FACE.

[audience laughter]

DOES BOSE MAKE ALUNATIC-CANCELING HEADPHONE?

[audience laughter]

THEY DO. IT'S A GENERATION 4,AND IT COSTS $800.

NO ONE ON SOUTHWESTCAN AFFORD THAT.

[audience laughter]

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