Web Redemption - Peter Pan Fail Girls

  • Season 2, Ep 219
  • 08/11/2010
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Two teens who performed in a accident-prone production of Peter Pan get the chance to star in Daniel's Cirque du So Gay. (4:53)

THAT IS AN ENTRANCE.

HELLO!

BETH?

>> YES.

>> AND YOU ARE DORY?

IS THAT YOUR REAL NAME?

>> YES.

>> DORY?

>> YES.

>> JUST "DORY"?

>> MM-HMM.

>> PARENTS LIKE, "THAT'S IT.

WE GOT IT."

>> YEAH.

>> DORY?

WHAT WENT WRONG DURING THAT

PERFORMANCE?

>> THE CUE FOR THE FLY RIG WAS

SUPPOSED TO BE THE WINDOWS

OPENING AND SOMEONE FORGOT TO

CLOSE THEM.

SO HE JUST THOUGHT HE WAS LATE

AND PULLED IT TOO SOON AND THEN

I WENT FLYING INTO THE WALL.

WE RESET UP AND THEY PULLED

DORY'S LINE INSTEAD OF MINE, SO

SHE WENT FLYING ACROSS THE

STAGE.

>> DID IT HURT?

>> YEAH.

>> DID YOU SUE YOUR SCHOOL?

>> NO.

>> WE WEREN'T ALLOWED TO.

>> HOW ARE YOU NOT ALLOWED TO?

>> 'CAUSE WE SIGNED FORMS.

>> THOSE -- ANY LAWYER CAN GET

AROUND THOSE FORMS.

[BOTH GIGGLING]

[BELCHES]

[LAUGHTER]

DID YOU AUDITION FOR THIS PLAY?

>> MM-HMM.

>> AND WHAT ROLE DID YOU PLAY?

>> PETER PAN.

>> AND YOU?

>> I WAS JANE AND I WAS A LOST

BOY.

>> DID YOU GET THE PART YOU

WANTED?

>> YES.

>> AND DID YOU GET THE PART YOU

WANTED?

>> MM-HMM.

>> YOU WANTED TO PLAY ONE LOST

BOY AND JANE?

>> I WANTED TO PLAY A LOST BOY.

>> DID THE PEOPLE IN THE

AUDIENCE GIVE YOU GUYS A

STANDING OVATION THAT NIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> MM-HMM.

>> SEE?

THAT SHOWS YOU THEIR

EXPECTATIONS ARE SO LOW.

THEY WERE PROBABLY MAD THAT THEY

HAVE TO COME ANYWAY.

AT LEAST THE FATHERS ARE.

BUT THEN YOU START KNOCKING

THINGS OVER.

HEY, THIS GETS A LITTLE

WATCHABLE.

WHAT OTHER SCHOOL ACTIVITIES ARE

YOU NOT VERY GOOD AT?

[LAUGHTER]

DID YOU LIKE GOING TO NEVERLAND?

>> IT WAS A GREAT EXPERIENCE.

>> I WENT THERE ONCE AS A KID.

WAY TOO MUCH WINE.

YEAH, HE WOULDN'T MAKE ME STOP

DRINKING.

MISS YOU, MICHAEL.

[SNORTS]

>> WE HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU.

I AM THINKING ABOUT PUTTING ONE,

POSSIBLY TWO, OF YOU IN ONE OF

MY ORIGINAL PLAYS, BUT I NEED TO

MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE UP TO THE

TASK.

THIS TOWN DOESN'T PUT JUST

ANYONE IN THE PICTURES.

>> SOUNDS GOOD.

>> LET'S WORK ON SOME VOCAL

EXERCISES.

MEOW.

>> MEOW.

>> OH, THIS IS GONNA BE MUCH

HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE MIRROR

EXERCISE?

THIS IS ONE THAT I USE A LOT.

GO AHEAD.

STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER.

WHAT'S THE MIRROR EXERCISE?

[LAUGHTER]

I LIKE THAT THERE'S A

THREE-SECOND DELAY ON THIS

MIRROR.

DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT ME.

OKAY, BEFORE I GIVE THIS HOOK TO

ONE OF YOU, I NEED TO HEAR EACH

ONE OF YOUR PIRATES.

>> GO AHEAD.

>> ARGH.

[GIGGLES]

>> OKAY, THAT DECISION WAS EASY.

PLEASE, LET ME BORROW YOUR

SWORD.

>> IT'S A DANCE.

[GIGGLES]

>> IF YOU CAN GET MY HAT OFF,

THIS ACTING LESSON IS FREE.

SERIOUSLY, DON'T DO IT.

>> OKAY, BE SERIOUS.

>> THIS WAS NOT AN EASY

DECISION.

I HAVE THE LIST.

[CHEERING]

[LAUGHTER]

ENOUGH!

THIS IS WHEN THE REAL WORK

BEGINS, LADIES.

GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN.

TOSH.0 PROUDLY PRESENTS A DANIEL

TOSH PRODUCTION WRITTEN AND

DIRECTED BY DANIEL TOSH.

I GIVE YOU CIRQUE DU SO GAY.

YOU MAY NOW PUT ON YOUR 3-D

GLASSES.

ENJOY.

[APPLAUSE]

[EXPLOSIONS AND SCREAMS]

[EXPLOSIONS]

JE NE PARLE PAS LE FRANCAIS.

BONJOUR.

[SPEAKING FRENCH]

[HEART BEATING]

VOULEZ-VOUS COUCHER AVEC MOI, CE

SOIR.

[CRASH]

WHOA!

[BLEEP]

[BLEEP]

[EXPLOSIONS]

[CRASH]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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