Super Bowl Prediction

  • Season 3, Ep 304
  • 02/01/2011
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Tosh predicts the outcome of Super Bowl XLV using his state-of-the-art computer. (1:01)

PACKERS VERSUSTHE STEELERS.

WE ACTUALLY HAVEA HIGHLY ADVANCED,

STATE-OF-THE-ART COMPUTER

THAT CAN PREDICTTHE OUTCOME OF SUPER BOWL 45

WITH 100% ACCURACY.

SO TURN THE CHANNELRIGHT NOW

IF YOU DON'TWANT TO KNOW WHO WINS.

ALL RIGHT.DALLAS STADIUM LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

THE PACKERS WENT UPEARLY AND OFTEN.

HERE'S DON MAJKOWSKITHROWING TO STERLING SHARPE

FOR ONE OFTHEIR SIX TOUCHDOWNS.

THE HALFTIME SHOWWITH THE BLACK EYED PEAS

WENT OFF WITHOUT A HITCH.

DID FERGIEGET SOME WORK DONE?

SHE LOOKS AMAZING.

AND THE ROUTE CONTINUEDIN THE SECOND HALF.

BUBBY BRISTERTHREW THREE INTERCEPTIONS,

AND THEN KEITH WOODSIDEZIGZAGGED PAST GREG LLOYD

FOR ANOTHER SCORE.

HAS TO BE THE GREATEST RUNSIN SUPER BOWL HISTORY.

SORRY, STEELER FANS,I CAN NOW GUARANTEE

THAT THE PACKERSWILL WIN 49-6.

I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE

THE BEST THINGABOUT THIS YEAR'S SUPER BOWL

IS THAT THE JETSAREN'T IN IT.

THE JETS ARE A LOTLIKE THE YANKEES.

EVERYONE HATES THEM, ONLY THEYDON'T HAVE GOOD PLAYERS,

A WINNING TRADITION,OR A COACH WHO DOESN'T BEAT OFF

EVERY TIME A PLAYERGETS THEIR ANKLE TAPED.

[laughter]

WE'LL TRY TO DO BETTERNEXT TIME.

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