Emoticons - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 413
  • 06/12/2012
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Daniel introduces new emoticons to replace outdated ones. (1:38)

AND FINALLY

THE SAME EMOTICONSFOR, LIKE, A DECADE.

MY EMOTIONS ARE MORE COMPLEXTHAN A FROWNY FACE

OR A WINKY FACE.

SO I'VE CREATEDSOME BRAND NEW EMOTICONS

TO SAVE TIME AND LIVES.

"I'M COMING OVERTO [bleep] YOUR VAGINA."

SIMPLE.

WINKY FACE, TONGUE OUT,THE "V."

GOT TO KEEPONE EYE OPEN, ALWAYS.

"DON'T TELL MEWHO WON THE GAME.

I'M DVR-ING ITAND GONNA WATCH IT LATER."

YEAH, YOU GOT THE XOVER THE MOUTH

AND THEN AN OLDVHS TAPE.

EVERY TIME I GET THIS TEXT,I GET EXCITED.

THIS MEANS, "HURRY UPAND GET OVER HERE.

THIS PARTYIS FULL OF ASIANS."

"IF YOU NEED ME, I WILLBE IN MCDONALD'S DOING A B.M."

SEE, THE 3 IS AN ASS,

AND THEN THE SQUIGGLYIS DIARRHEA.

AND WHY WE DIDN'T JUST USETHE [bleep] LETTER "M," I'LL...

IF YOU'RE EVER IN PRISONAND YOU HAPPEN

TO SNEAK A PHONE IN,

YOU'LL PROBABLYWANT TO USE THIS ONE.

IT'S "I'M GOING TO SHANK YOUIN THE YARD

TO EARN THE RESPECTOF THE CHOLOS."

YOU GOT A KNIFE.KNIFE EQUALS...

AND THEN YOU GOTA LITTLE SOMBRERO HAT

WITH EYESAND THE MOUSTACHE.

THAT EQUALSA HAPPY CHOLO.

I'VE HAD TO TEXT MY ASSISTANTTHIS ONE A TIME OR TWO.

"I FORGOT TO PUT MYHALF-EATEN VEGGIE BURGER AWAY,

NOW THERE ARE ANTS."

"AAH, CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW,THE GHOST OWL IS BACK!"

DO YOUR PARTTO MAKE THESE CATCH ON.

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