Seahorse Birth

  • Season 5, Ep 511
  • 04/16/2013
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Here are some things you probably didn't know about seahorses. (0:48)

THE MALES ARE THE ONESWHO GIVE BIRTH.

BUT DO YOU KNOWTHAT SEAHORSES ARE CALLED

THE MORMONS OF THE SEA?

DO YOU KNOWIT ONLY TAKES ONE MALE

GIVING BIRTH TO 2,000 KIDS

TO PROVE THAT ALL WOMENARE EXAGGERATING

ABOUT HOW PAINFUL IT IS?

DO YOU KNOWHOW MUCH IT COSTS

TO SEND ALL OF THEM TO SCHOOLJUST FOR ONE SEA-MESTER?

AND YOU KNOWTHE HARDEST PART

IS ROUNDING UP ALL THOSE KIDSINTO THEIR PLAYPENS.

[clicks tongue]

HYAH, HYAH, HYAH!

LET'S GO, ROUND 'EM UP.I LOVE SEAHORSES.

SEAHORSES FOREVER.

THANKFULLY 99.5%OF ALL SEAHORSE BABIES DIE,

SO MAYBE LIFE ISN'TAS PRECIOUS AS YOU THOUGHT.

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