Robert Kraft's Audition Tape - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 418
  • 07/17/2012
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Daniel joins New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft in the most embarrassing moment of his life. (2:17)

>> HI.

I'M RICKIE.

I'M AUDITIONING FOR MARY

ELENA.

[LAUGHTER]

>> YOU WERE REALLY GOOD UP

THERE.

I DIDN'T MEAN THAT IN A

SEXUAL WAY, BUT NOT THAT IT

WASN'T EROTIC.

>> I AM SO EMBARRASSED.

>> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIX THAT.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THE GUY YOU FEEL

EMBARRASSED FOR IS BOB KRAFT,

AND HE IS NOT HER GREAT,

GREAT, GREAT,

GREAT-GRANDFATHER.

HE'S THE OWNER OF THE NEW

ENGLAND PORTRAITS.

HE WAS HELPING HIS FRIEND

AUDITION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT

BEN HAS TO DO TO GET LAID.

SO DON'T JUDGE.

IF CREEPY DUDES DIDN'T HELP

ACTRESSES GET DISCOVERED

THERE WOULD BE NO BLAKE

LIVELY.

APPARENTLY BOB'S FLING WAS

GOING TO GO FURTHER THAN I

WAS TO GET THE PART.

>> HI.

I'M DANIEL TOSH, AND I'M

AUDITIONING FOR THE ROLE OF

ROBERT KRAFT'S FRIEND.

[LAUGHTER]

>> WELL, NOW WE'RE EVEN,

BECAUSE DANCING IN FRONT OF

YOU WAS ONE OF THE MOST

EMBARRASSING MOMENTS IN MY

LIFE.

>> REALLY?

WORST THAN LOSING TWO SUPER

BOWL'S TO PEYTON MANNING'S

KID BROTHER?

>> ONLY ONE WAY TO FIX THAT.

>> CAREFUL, MAGIC MIKE.

WHAT IS THAT THE CHARLESTON?

YOU'RE GETTING ALL BONED UP.

STOP IT.

PLEASE, PLEASE STOP.

>> I'LL STOP IF YOU LET ME

BUY YOU A DRINK.

>> NO, YOU'LL STOP BECAUSE

IT WILL TAKE A HANDFUL OF

PILLS TO GET THAT ANCIENT

HOG UP.

ALL RIGHT.

DON'T YOU HAVE A CAMERA DOWN

AT WHATEVER TRAINING CAMP

YOU'RE SPYING ON THIS WEEK.

>> YOU P -- PUSSY.

>> YOU HAVE TO SWING HARDER

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