Extended Interview - "Smell Yo D**k" Girl's Web Redemption - Uncensored

  • Season 4, Ep 411
  • 05/29/2012
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Aviance and Bigg Baby share the story behind the making of Riskay's R&B hit, "Smell Yo Dick," and advise Daniel on how to get away with infidelity. (5:40)

>> IT'S ALMOST 5:00 IN THE

MORNING.

WHERE THE HELL IS AVIANCE?

>> I'M HERE.

I'M SORRY I'M LATE.

TRAFFIC WAS A BITCH.

>> TRAFFIC?

>> YES.

>> LET ME SMELL YOUR PUSSY.

HOW ARE YOU?

>> I'M PRETTY GOOD.

AND YOU?

>> YOU LOOK LOVELY.

>> OH, THANK YOU.

>> WHERE ARE YOU FROM?

>> I'M FROM FLORIDA.

>> FLORIDA!

>> YEAH.

>> I'M FROM FLORIDA.

>> WHERE?

>> WELL, I WAS--I WAS RAISED IN

TITUSVILLE--KENNEDY SPACE CENTER

AREA--WENT TO SCHOOL IN ORLANDO,

AND THEN LIVED IN MIAMI.

>> WELL, YOU'RE GONNA VISIT ME.

>> WHERE ARE YOU--WHERE ARE YOU

AT?

>> HAINES CITY.

>> WHERE'S THAT?

>> NOWHERE.

>> WHAT'S IT NEAR?

>> ORLANDO.

>> YOU DO A LOT OF ECSTASY?

>> NO.

>> OH, ALL RIGHT.

TELL ME ABOUT THE SONG.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, ERIC,

BIG BABY, HE CALLED ME ONE DAY

AND WAS LIKE, "MAN, I GOT THIS

SONG I NEED YOU TO GET ON."

SO I'M LIKE, "OKAY, WHAT'S IT

ABOUT?"

AND HE'S LIKE, "SMELLING DICK."

>> YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH IT

IMMEDIATELY?

>> I FELL IN LOVE WITH IT.

>> HOW OLD IS THAT SONG?

>> ABOUT SIX YEARS.

>> SIX YEARS.

>> I WAS 17.

I'M 23 NOW.

>> HOLD ON, YOU WERE 17 YEARS

OLD WHEN YOU SANG IT?

>> I WAS 17 YEARS OLD, AND

THAT'S JUST SOMETHING NOBODY

WANTS TO TALK ABOUT, BUT IT'S

TRUE.

>> WERE YOU WORRIED ABOUT ASKING

A 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL TO SMELL YOUR

DICK?

>> I DIDN'T ASK HER TO SMELL MY

DICK.

>> IN THEORY YOU DIDN'T, BUT YOU

WROTE THE SONG.

>> I MEAN, AT THE TIME, YEAH,

SHE WAS 17, BUT SHE WAS ABOUT TO

TURN 18.

I'M--I'M NO--

>> OH, NO, NO--I WASN'T ACCUSING

YOU OF THAT AT ALL.

LISTEN, IF 17 WAS LEGAL,

THAT'S THE PLAYGROUND I'D BE IN.

WHAT'S IT ABOUT?

>> YOU KNOW HOW WOMEN HAVE GUYS

AND THEY COME HOME LATE.

YOU CALL 'EM, THEY DON'T ANSWER.

YOU TEXT 'EM, THEY DON'T ANSWER.

SO WHEN THEY GET BACK, YOU KNOW,

YOU TELL 'EM, "HEY, LET ME SMELL

YOUR DICK."

>> YOU EVER SMELLED A MAN'S

PENIS?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> OH.

I DON'T THINK THAT WAS THE

ANSWER I WAS EXPECTING.

ARE YOU HURT THAT SMELL YO DICK

WAS SNUBBED AT THE GRAMMY'S?

>> YEAH, SHIT, YEAH.

>> YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD HAVE

WON THAT.

>> YEAH.

>> MUST HAVE BEEN SOME STIFF

COMPETITION THAT YEAR.

>> HAD TO BE.

[laughs]

OH, MAN.

>> IS THE MESSAGE OF THE SONG

THAT GUYS SHOULD FEBREZE THEIR

SACK?

>> IF YOU'RE GONNA CHEAT,

YOU NEED TO COVER IT UP BETTER.

>> THE MESSAGE SHOULD BE

"YOU SHOULDN'T CHEAT."

>> POINT BLANK, YEAH.

>> I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON A GIRL.

>> I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

>> I HAVEN'T.

>> HMM.

>> I'M FAITHFUL.

IF I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A

RELATIONSHIP, I'M HONEST AND

UP-FRONT, AND I GET OUT OF THE

RELATIONSHIP.

>> OKAY.

>> NO, I'M KIDDING.

I THROW THAT DICK EVERYWHERE.

>> [laughs]

>> NOW DID THIS SONG COME FROM A

PERSONAL PLACE?

HAD YOU BEEN CHEATING ON

SOMEONE?

>> I'VE CHEATED.

>> HAVE THEY EVER ASKED TO SMELL

YOUR DICK?

>> NEVER.

>> WHAT DOES A CHEATING DICK

SMELL LIKE?

>> YOU'D HAVE TO ASK A DICK

SMELLER.

I'M NO DICK SMELLER.

>> ARE YOU A PROFESSIONAL

SINGER?

>> OH, DEFINITELY.

I DO A LOT OF MUSIC.

>> WHAT'S YOUR ULTIMATE CAREER

GOAL?

>> I'M A DIVA.

I WANT TO BE A SINGER.

MUSIC IS MY PASSION.

I WAS ALWAYS IN SOMETHING IN

SCHOOL, AND THAT'S--THAT'S MY

GOAL.

>> NAME YOUR THREE FAVORITE

DIVAS.

>> MYA.

SHE'S OLD--SHE--YOU KNOW, I

HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING NEW FROM

HER.

ALICIA KEYS.

>> MM-HMM.

>> AND THEN MARY J. BLIGE.

>> WITH THOSE THREE:

FUCK, MARRY, KILL.

>> [laughs]

OH, GOSH.

>> IT'S NOT EASY.

>> I'D MARRY ALICIA KEYS.

>> OKAY.

>> FUCK MARY J. BLIGE,

AND KILL MYA.

SORRY.

>> WERE YOU SHOCKED AT HOW

POPULAR THIS BECAME ONLINE?

>> OH, MY GOSH.

EVERYBODY'S REDOING IT.

THEY'RE ON ACOUSTIC GUITARS.

THEY'RE ON PIANOS, A CAPELL-O.

THEY'RE JUST--THEY LOVE IT.

>> HAVE YOU MADE MONEY OFF OF

THIS SONG?

>> YEAH.

>> 'CAUSE IT'S DONE VERY WELL.

>> IT'S DONE VERY WELL.

>> 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T EXPECT IT

TO, I ASSUME--OR DID YOU?

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAD A HIT?

>> I KNEW IT WOULD STRIKE SOME

CONTROVERSY A LITTLE BIT.

I KNEW IT WOULD.

I KNEW PEOPLE WOULD BE TALKING

ABOUT IT.

WE NEEDED A SONG WITH SHOCK

VALUE, AND THAT WAS, LIKE,

PERFECT.

>> DID YOU THINK SIX YEARS LATER

YOU'D STILL BE TALKING ABOUT IT?

>> NEVER, NO.

>> IS THE SONG EMPOWERING FOR

WOMEN?

>> MOST DEFINITELY.

GIVE 'EM COURAGE.

>> IS THIS AN ACTUAL PRACTICE

THAT'S GOING ON, OR ARE YOU JUST

BEING SILLY?

>> NO, I MEAN, YOU DON'T DO IT

JUST TO DO IT, YOU KNOW, IT'S--

SOMETIMES IT COME UP.

>> IF IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK...

>> IT'S A DUCK.

>> WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I COME

HOME, SAY, 4:30, 5:00-ISH IN THE

MORNING, AND MY GIRLFRIEND WANTS

TO SMELL MY DICK.

WHAT--WHAT'S THE GO-TO MOVE?

>> DON'T COME HOME.

>> DID THEY PLAY THE SONG

ON THE RADIO?

>> OH, MAN, THEY PLAYED IT ON A

COUPLE RADIO STATIONS.

WE ACTUALLY DID, I THINK, FOUR

VERSIONS.

>> OH, SO YOU DID DO A CLEAN

VERSION?

>> OH, YEAH.

>> DID YOU EVER CALL IT A

CHICK-SICLE?

>> ONE OF 'EM IS CALLED

SMELL YO NICK.

>> YOU COULD'VE DONE A "SMELL

YOUR WEENIE."

>> YEAH, BUT THAT'S BORING.

>> THAT DOESN'T HAVE QUITE

THE RING TO IT.

>> WE WANT--THEY WANT TO KNOW

THE REAL STUFF.

>> I GOT YOU.

"SMELL YOUR GOO GUN"?

"YOUR DISCO STICK"?

>> NO.

>> NO?

"SMELL YOUR ONE-EYED WORM"?

>> NO.

>> "SMELL YOUR MAN CLIT"?

>> NO, THAT'S--UH.

>> WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

THE SMELL OF THE NUT CANNON

AND THE BALLS?

>> WHAT'S THE NUT CANNON?

>> YOUR DICK.

>> OH, OKAY.

>> [scoffs]

>> DEPENDS ON THEIR--IF THEIR--

IF YOU'RE--IT'S CIRCUMCISED.

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE ALL

THAT FAT LEFT OUT OR WHATEVER.

>> SKIN.

>> THAT'S WHAT CARRY THE SMELL--

THE BALLS.

>> I LIKE THE IDEA OF NOT HAVING

BALLS.

>> WE NEED TO HOLD 'EM.

>> YOU KNOW WHY I DON'T WANT YOU

HOLDING 'EM?

>> WHY?

>> IT GIVES YOU TOO MUCH POWER.

>> WELL, WHEN YOU SQUEEZE 'EM,

IT PUSHES UP THE JUICE.

>> WHAT?

>> [laughs]

>> I THINK YOU SHOULD TEACH

AN ANATOMY CLASS.

>> I COULD.

>> IF YOU HAD TO GUESS, WHAT DO

YOU THINK MY MAN CLIT SMELLS

LIKE?

>> OH, OH, OH.

HMM.

DOLCE AND GABBANA?

>> NO.

NO, IT DOESN'T.

LIKE YEAST.

A FORM OF YEAST.

>> NO.

>> IT'S BAD.

RIPE.

DOES A BLACK DICK SMELL

DIFFERENT THAN A WHITE DICK?

>> IT MIGHT.

>> I WONDER IF IT DOES.

>> ASK AVIANCE.

SHE MIGHT KNOW.

>> I'M NOT GONNA ASK HER.

THAT SEEMS INAPPROPRIATE.

OKAY, YOUR SONG IS CLEARLY

A MASTERPIECE.

AND I THINK IT DESERVES

THE UTMOST RESPECT.

>> MM-HMM.

>> ARE YOU READY TO GIVE

THE PERFORMANCE OF A LIFETIME?

>> MOST DEFINITELY.

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