Video Breakdown - Drunken Darts

  • Season 2, Ep 206
  • 02/17/2010
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This week's Breakdown combines darts and a British man whose buddies are masters of peer pressure. (1:56)

[audience ohs]

- RIGHT THERE.- MOVE IT UP HIGHER.

[audience ohs]

- IT'S OKAY. BAR DARTSARE COMPLETELY STERILE.

LET'S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THISBULL'S-EYE THROW BY THROW

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[applause]

NOTICE IT STARTS OUT

LIKE EVERY OTHER VIDEOWE GET FROM ENGLAND--

WITH A DRUNK IN A PUB.

AND AFTER A FEW PINTSOF GUINNESS,

OLIVER'S MATES CONVINCE HIMTO GO TOPLESS.

EITHER HE LOST A BET

OR THE ENGLISH VERSIONOF THE BIGGEST LOSER

IS WAY MORE INTENSETHAN OURS.

[audience laughter]

I'VE SEEN THAT BUTT CRACKSMILING AT ME BEFORE.

I BELIEVE IT WAS ON THE COVEROF PEAR SHAPE MONTHLY.

[audience laughter]

YOU WOULD THINK THAT'D BEA QUARTERLY MAGAZINE.

OH, WHAT A SHOT.

CAN A DART TO THE SPINEDO DAMAGE?

APPARENTLY NOT WHEN YOURMUFFIN TOP IS MADE OF KEVLAR.

[audience laughter]

GOOD THING HE'S BEEN EATINGNOTHING BUT FISH AND CHIPS

FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS.

THEY'D HAVE TO THROWA JAVELIN

TO PIERCE ANYTHING VITAL.

OLIVER DOESN'TFEEL A THING.

I'VE SEEN GREAT WHITESFLINCH MORE

WHEN THEY GET TAGGED.

NO BLOOD EITHER.

THIS GUY'S NOT AN ALBINOAFTER ALL.

HE'S A VAMPIRE.KILL HIM!

[audience ohs]

RIGHT IN THE TEMPLE.

TWO MORE AND YOU CANCLOSE OUT THAT ZONE.

WHO'S THROWING THOSE DARTS,RICK VAUGHN?

IS THAT YOU, WILD THING?

PUT YOUR DAMN GLASSES ON.

THAT'S WHY BARSARE SWITCHING

TO THOSE CRAPPYSOFT-TIPPED DARTS

THAT SNAP OFFAFTER EVERY THROW.

HARD TO BELIEVE ENGLANDUSED TO RULE THE WORLD.

[audience laughter]

- [indistinct]

[audience laughter]

- TOMORROW,OLIVER WILL WAKE UP

TO FIND HE CAN'T HOLDA FORK

OR MOVE THE LEFT SIDEOF HIS FACE.

BUT FOR NOW, HE'S WALKING IT OFFLIKE A CHAMP.

LUCKY FOR US, HIS BUDDIESARE MASTERS AT PEER PRESSURE.

AND FOR THAT,WE THANK YOU.

[cheers and applause]

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