20 Seconds on the Clock - Giant Baby

  • Season 2, Ep 219
  • 08/11/2010
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Daniel ponders the percentage of baby fat on a child of unusual size. (1:03)

WANT TO SEE WHAT 100% BABY FAT

LOOKS LIKE?

[CROWD OHS AND LAUGHS]

YEAH, IT'S REALLY HARD TO FIND A

BABYSITTER WHO HAS HER OWN

FORKLIFT.

LET'S PUT 20 SECONDS ON THE

CLOCK AND SEE HOW MANY FUNNY

COMMENTS WE CAN MAKE.

THERE'S NO WAY 27 CENTS A DAY IS

FEEDING HIM.

HE'S THE REASON EVERYONE OVER

THERE IS STARVING IN THE FIRST

PLACE.

IT TAKES A VILLAGE JUST TO

CHANGE HIS DIAPER.

IT'S THE NOTORIOUS B-A-B-Y.

HIS MOTHER'S BREASTS PRODUCE

MILKSHAKES.

DOES GERBER HAVE PRIME RIB IN A

JAR?

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE TOASTED THE

STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN.

HE HAD HIS FIRST HEART ATTACK IN

THE WOMB.

WE CALL THIS KID THE [BLEEP]

DESTROYER.

[ELECTRONIC TONE]

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

THAT'S A 20 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK

RECORD!

NINE JOKES!

WHOO!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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