AdultCon

  • Season 1, Ep 12
  • 10/15/2009
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Daniel attends a porn convention in Los Angeles to debut his new idea for an Internet fetish. (1:43)

WHAT DO WE GOT HERE?

>> AA, OEW.

YOU SEE SOMEONE CLEANING THEIR

EAR WITH A Q-TIP.

I SEE AN OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE

LOTS, AND LOTS OF MONEY.

THERE'S NOTHING SEXIER THAN

WATCHING SOMEONE SCRAPE WAX OUT

OF THEIR EARS.

THERE'S ALL KINDS OF FETISHES

OUT THERE.

THERE'S FOOT FETISHES, TICKLE

FETISHES, BUT NO ONE HAS

CORNERED THE MARKET ON Q-TIP,

UNTIL NOW.

I WENT TO ADULTCON, LA'S SECOND

LARGEST PORN CONVENTION, TO

CLEAN SOME EARS.

>> HI.

WE'RE HERE AT ADULTCON.

LIKE MOST OF MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS,

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BIGGER.

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF

Q-TIPPING?

>> CLEANING YOUR EARS?

>> YEAH.

IT'S MY NEW FETISH.

>> DO YOU USE Q-TIPS?

>> YEAH.

WHAT ARE THEY FOR?

>> DUSTING YOUR COMPUTER.

>> I'M A WATCHER.

>> HOW MANY Q-TIPS DO YOU THINK

YOU CAN PUT IN YOUR EAR?

>> MAYBE FIVE.

>> THAT SOUNDS SO SEXY.

THE MOST DEPRESSING PLACE ON THE

PLANET HAS TO BE THE FOOD COURT

AT ADULTCON.

WHO COMES HERE FOR THE -- FOOD

COURT?

[FOREIGN LANGUAGE].

>> WELL, NOT WHAT YOU'RE

THINKING.

>> HOW DID THAT FEEL?

>> I DIDN'T LIKE IT.

>> IT WAS A ONE-TIME DEAL.

>> I'LL TAKE THAT.

PASS THAT ON TO YOU.

>> IS THIS LIKE A DNA SAMPLE?

>> YES.

WE'RE SERVING A WARRANT FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

I'VE INTRODUCED Q-TIPPING TO THE

WORLD.

HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR IT.

I'M GOING TO GO HOME AND TAKE A

BATH IN

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