Redemption Reunion Spectacular - Where Are They Now? Pt. 4

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Daniel inaugurates The Illusion, Bryan Silva and High School Football Fan into the Web Redemption reunion class of 2016. (9:14)

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- SOMEONE ASKED MEHOW I KEEP MY BOWL CUT TIGHT.

BOOM.

YOU CAN SEE I KIND OF FARMED ITRIGHT THERE.

THAT'S PRETTY RADICAL, BUT...

WE'RE NOT GONNA SWEAT IT, DUDE.

- THAT FU-FU LAME [BLEEP],I AIN'T WITH IT.

I'LL SEND SOME SHOTSAT YOUR FITTED.

GRA-TA-TA.

SWAG, BITCH.

- IT'S TIME TO DOMINATE!

[GROWLS]

[SHOUTS INDISTINCTLY]

- WE ASK, "WHERE ARE THEY NOW?"

BECAUSE, "HAVE YOU JUMPEDOFF A BRIDGE YET?"

IS A LITTLE TOO DEPRESSING.

I'VE REDEEMED OVER 2,000 PEOPLE,WHICH PUTS ME IN SECOND PLACE

BEHIND ONLYOUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JC.

USUALLY, I JUST SAY GOOD-BYETO THESE FREAKS

AND FILE MY STANDARDPRECAUTIONARY RESTRAINING ORDER.

BUT ONCE A YEAR,I BRING BACK THREE MEMBERS

OF THE "TOSH.0" FAMILY

WHO ARE LEAST LIKELYTO SHOOT UP MY OFFICE.

THIS YEAR'S CROPIS A STRONG ONE.

THERE'S THE HUMANSETH ROGEN MOVIE,

THE VINE STARWHOSE MOUTH MAKES NOISES--

GRA-TA-TA--

AND EVERYBODY'S FAVORITEFULL-GROWN ZIKA BABY.

THEY PROVE THAT JUST LIKEANY HALL OF FAME,

IT'S WAY EASIERTO GET IN IF YOU'RE WHITE.

MIKE PIAZZA IS NOTA HALL OF FAMER.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIMEFOR OUR FOURTH INSTALLMENT

OF THE "TOSH.OH,

THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE UP TO NOWREDEMPTION

REUNION SPECTACULAR."

[APPLAUSE]

WELCOME TO THE "TOSH.0"HALL OF FAME CLASS OF 2016.

WITH ME, AS ALWAYS,IS SIX-TIME HALL OF FAMER FANNIE

TO HELP GIVE PUT THE PRESTIGIOUSGREEN SCREEN JACKETS.

ON A PERSONAL NOTE,

PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT FANNIEIS NOW MY FIANC√ČE.

[LAUGHS]

I CAN'T LEGALLY SAY THAT IT WASLOVE AT FIRST SIGHT.

- BECAUSE I WAS 14 WHEN WE MET.

- MM, YES, THAT IS CORRECT.

SHOW THEM THE RING, SWEETIE.

- YOU REALLY NEED TO SEE ITIN PERSON

TO APPRECIATE HOW TINY IT IS.

- ALL RIGHT,OUR FIRST ENSHRINEE

DOESN'T BELIEVE INFUTURE TRIPPIN',

SO HE NEVER SAW THIS COMING.

PLEASE WELCOME THE BARONOF BOWL CUTS.

IT'S THE ILLUSION.

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELFIN FIVE YEARS?

- WHOA.

FUTURE TRIPPING, MAN.

I DON'T DO THAT.

[APPLAUSE]

WHOO!

OH, YEAH.

THAT'S A NICE CUT.

- ILLUSION,GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK.

- STOKED TO BE HERE.

- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?

- SURFBOARD THROUGH MY LIP.

- OH. STITCHES?

- A LOT OF THEM.- DO YOU HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE?

- NO.

- THAT PROBABLY ATE UPA LOT OF THE MONEY

THAT YOU MADE ON THIS SHOW.

- ALL OF IT.

- WHAT DID YOU DOWITH THE $700 WE PAID YOU?

- I WENT TO CHILE.

- YOU GOT ALL THE WAYTO CHILE WITH $700?

- I DID,PAID FOR AN AIRLINE TICKET.

- WHAT ELSE IS GOING ONIN YOUR LIFE?

- HAD A NEW BABY BOY.- CONGRATULATIONS.

WAS IT PLANNED OR AN ACCIDENT?

- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

- BUMMER?

- NO! BEST THING EVER.- NICE. WHAT'S HIS NAME?

- OWL.- OWL?

- I'M HERE WITH OWL.THIS IS MY SON.

- DID YOU EVER CONSIDERDOING "THE OWL"?

- NO.HE'S JUST OWL.

- JUST OWL.- YEAH.

- WHAT NAMES DID YOU PASS ON?

- NONE. THAT WAS IT.IT JUST--IT CAME.

HE PICKED IT.HE PICKED IT ALL THE WAY.

- I LOVE IT.

ARE YOU NOW CONSIDERINGFUTURE TRIPPING?

- NO.

- WELL, I MEAN,'CAUSE YOU HAVE TO.

YOU HAVE TO THINK OF LIFEAHEAD FOR HIM.

- NO, I LOOK AT HIM.

HE DOESN'T FUTURE TRIP.

HE'S TOTALLY IN THE NOW.- OKAY.

YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT,LIKE, COLLEGE?

- [LAUGHS]NO.

- NO?- NO.

- YOU RAN FOR MALIBUCITY COUNCIL.

- I'M RUNNING FOR CITY COUNCILOF MALIBU, CALIFORNIA.

- WHAT MADE YOU CONSIDERGETTING INTO POLITICS?

- WE WANTED TO GETA SKATE PARK BUILT.

- AND THAT WAS THE ONLY WAYTO DO IT?

- SEEMED LIKE THE LOGICAL WAYTO GET IT DONE.

- HOW CLOSE WERE YOU TO WINNING?

- 500 VOTES.- YOU LOST BY 500 VOTES?

- YES.- OH, I SHOULD HAVE VOTED.

- YOU SHOULD HAVE. YOU DIDN'T?

- UH...

WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU WILL DIE,AND WHAT WILL BE THE CAUSE?

- [EXHALES]

REALISTICALLY,I'M ALREADY DEAD RIGHT NOW.

[LAUGHS]

I MEAN, IF ALL CONSCIOUSNESS ISCONTAINED IN THIS VERY MOMENT,

LIKE, I'VE ALREADY DONE IT.

- I WAS WAITING TO HAVEMY HEAD EXPLODE.

YOU DID IT.

WELL, THANKS FOR BEINGON THE SHOW.

WE APPRECIATE IT.

- GLAD TO BE HERE.HONOR IS MINE.

- THE ILLUSION.

OUR NEXT ENSHRINEE MAKESFUNNY GUN NOISES WITH HIS MOUTH.

- GRA-TA-TA.

- BUP!

[APPLAUSE]

UNFORTUNATELY BRYAN COULDN'TBE WITH US IN PERSON

BECAUSE HE IS IN JAILFOR MISDEMEANOR ASSAULT,

SHOPLIFTING, CONTEMPT OF COURT,

FELONY POSSESSION OF A FIREARM,

ABDUCTION BY FORCE,AND INTIMIDATION.

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'SBEEN A BUSY LITTLE BEE.

SO, WASTINGHIS ONE PHONE CALL ON US,

PLEASE WELCOMEPRISONER NUMBER 43187,

BRYAN "GRA-TA-TA" SILVA.

HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?

- I'M ON TOP, BRO.

- HOW DOES IT FEELTO BE IN THE HALL OF FAME?

- AMAZING.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I'M LIKE, "[BLEEP] FAME.

I JUST WANT THE CHECKS."

- BRYAN, YOU SOUND LIKEA HORRIBLE PERSON.

ALL RIGHT, CONGRA-TA-TAS.

YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOWTHAT INSTEAD OF A JACKET,

WE'RE SHIPPING YOUA GREEN SCREEN JUMPSUIT.

THE PASSION OUR FINAL ENSHRINEE

HAS FOR ATHLETIC YOUNG BOYSIS UNPARALLELED.

PLEASE WELCOMETHE PROUD GRADUATE

OF HIGH SCHOOL HIGH SCHOOL,CHAD MCGHEE.

[APPLAUSE]

- BACK WHEN I WAS GOINGTO HASKELL HIGH SCHOOL--

- BACK WHEN YOU WEREGOING TO WHERE,

"HIGH SCHOOL" HIGH SCHOOL?

- CLEAR EYES, ONE TOOTH,

CAN'T LOSE.

YEAH!

WHOO-HOO!

YEAH, BABY!WHOO!

- ALL RIGHT, CHAD,PLEASE RESPECT THE RING.

SHE IS SPOKEN FOR.PUT YOUR VEST ON.

- [LAUGHS] ALL RIGHT.

- FITS LIKE A GLOVE.

MAN, IT'S GOODTO SEE YOU AGAIN.

- GOOD TO SEE YOU.- YOU STILL IN KNOX CITY?

- YES, SIR.

- THEY GIVE YOU THE KEYTO THAT CITY YET?

- NOT YET.- OH!

DO THEY EVEN HAVE A KEYTO THAT [BLEEP] HOLE?

- I DON'T THINK SO.[LAUGHS]

- ARE YOU STILLA BIG GREYHOUNDS FAN?

- YES, SIR.- AH!

IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THETHROCKMORTON GREYHOUNDS.

- AH, NO!

- HOW DID KNOX CITYDO THIS SEASON?

- THEY DID VERY WELL.

- DID YOU BEAT THROCKMORTON?

- WE NEVER FACED THEM.

- HMM!WHY DON'T THEY PLAY EACH YEAR?

- I DON'T KNOW.

WE HAVEN'T PLAYED THEMIN TWO YEARS.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

- BUT YOU'VE ONLY BEEN A FANFOR THREE, RIGHT?

- EH.

- YOU GET RECOGNIZEDAT YOUR LOCAL BOB EVANS?

- I GET RECOGNIZED EVERYWHERE.

- BAD OR GOOD?- GOOD.

- HAS BECOMING A TELEVISION STARHELPED WITH THE LADIES?

- OH, TREMENDOUSLY.- YEAH?

- [LAUGHS] HELL YEAH.

THEY COME UP TO ME ALL THE TIME,

"CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?"

"WHY, SURE."

- BUT NOT A GIRLFRIENDAS OF RIGHT NOW.

- NO, NO.- OKAY, PLAYING THE FIELD STILL?

- I'M PLAYING IT SAFE.

- CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNINGTHE "TOSH.0"

SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL CAMPAIGN.

- AND NOW, THE 2016 TOSH BOWL MVP:

CHAD.

- NOT WATCHING "TOSH.0" THIS SEASON...

THERE'S SOMETHING...

VERY WRONG...

WITH YOU.

YEAH! LOVED IT.

- THEY PAY YOU?- NO, THEY DID NOT.

- THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE$100,000.

- HEY.- HUH.

ALL RIGHT.WELL, I'LL TALK TO SOMEBODY.

WHAT'S THAT SHIRT ABOUT?

- THIS SHIRT IS ABOUTDOMINATION,

ANNIHILATION,AND ASSASSINATION.

THAT'S MY--

- THAT'S JUSTWHAT IT GOES THROUGH

WHEN YOU TRY TO PUT IT ON.

- [LAUGHS]

- HAVE YOU GAINED OR LOSTANY WEIGHT?

- I LOST.

- YOU LOST WEIGHT?- I LOST.

- PLEASE, KEEP YOUR SHIRT DOWN,FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.

HOW MUCH HAVE YOU LOST?

- ABOUT TEN POUNDS.

- GOOD.YOU BEEN TO A DOCTOR?

- NO.

I'VE BEEN LIFTING WEIGHTSAND RUNNING.

- YOU'VE BEEN LIFTING WEIGHTS.

YOU'RE RUNNING?

- LIFTING WEIGHTS, RUNNING.

- HOW FAR ARE YOU RUNNING?- NOT VERY FAR.

- WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU WILLDIE, AND WHAT WILL BE THE CAUSE?

- OH, LORD.

- IT'S A SERIOUS QUESTION.

- I KNOW. [LAUGHS]I KNOW. I KNOW.

I HAVE NO EARTHLY IDEA.

- WELL, I KNOW.JUST BALLPARK IT.

- UH...CAR CRASH.

- CAR CRASH?- YEAH.

I'D FEEL MORE SORRY FOR THE CAR.

- WHAT'S THAT?

- I'D FEEL MORE SORRYFOR THE CAR.

- "I FEEL MORE SOBER IN A CAR?"

- NO, I'D FEEL MORE SORRYFOR THE CAR HITTING--

HITTING, YOU KNOW.

- YOU A BIG CHURCH MAN?- OH, YES.

- YOU SING IN THE CHOIR?- WE DON'T HAVE A CHOIR.

BUT I DO THEIR [INDISTINCT].

I'M THEIR YOUTH LEADER.

- YOU'RE THE YOUTH LEADER?- THE YOUTH LEADER.

- [LAUGHS]

- FIFTH TO EIGHTH GRADE KIDS.

- YOU TAKE THEM ON TRIPS?

- NO, NOT YET. [LAUGHS]

- CONGRATULATIONS ON MAKING ITINTO THE HALL OF FAME HERE.

- THANK YOU.

- DO YOU HAVE AN ACCEPTANCESPEECH PREPARED?

- YES.- SHOULD I BE WORRIED?

AM I GONNA GET WET?ALL RIGHT.

- YES!

I WOULD LIKE TO THANKMY BROTHER,

THE KNOX CITY GREYHOUNDS,

AND ESPECIALLYAND VERY, VERY IMPORTANTLY,

I WOULD LIKETO THANK MY MOTHER--

GOD REST HER SOUL--WHO NEVER GAVE UP,

ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ME.

- YOU GOT SAD AT THE END.

THANKS FOR BEING HERE, CHAD.

ALL RIGHT, BEFORE WE GO,

LET'S BRING OUT THE ENTIRE2016 CLASS.

IT'S TIME FOR A TRADITION ASRICH AS CABLE TELEVISION ITSELF:

PROJECTING ONTOTHE GREEN SCREEN JACKETS.

CHAD, YOU HAVE ALWAYS HADKNOX CITY GREYHOUNDS' BACK.

NOW THEY'RE ON YOURS.

- YEAH!

YEAH!

- AND, ILLUSION,YOU GOT YOURSELF

A TASTY TEN-FOOT GLASSY BARREL.

- WHOA!- NO ONE'S OUT.

BRYAN, YOU HAVE THE BLUEPRINTOF THE CHARLOTTESVILLE JAIL.

THAT SHOULD COME IN HANDY.

- GRA-TA-TA.

- OF COURSE, I'LL KEEP MINECLEAN AND GREEN.

NOW, FOR CHAD, BRYAN,THE ILLUSION,

AND SOON-TO-BE MRS. TOSH,GOOD NIGHT.

[APPLAUSE]

AH, GETTINGTHAT SEVEN-DAY ITCH.

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