Video Breakdown - Deaf Fight - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 512
  • 04/23/2013
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Daniel translates an argument between two deaf guys at a Halloween party. (1:57)

[laughter]

YOU'RE TV ISN'T ON MUTE.

THIS IS JUST WHAT A DEAFHOUSE PARTY SOUNDS LIKE.

NOW,LET'S RESPECT THE DEAF

BY TREATING THEMLIKE EVERYONE ELSE

AND MAKE FUN OF 'EMIN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[applause]

DEAF HALLOWEEN PARTIESARE THE BEST.

YOU CAN'T HEAR TRICK-OR-TREATERSRINGING THE DOORBELL.

THAT MEANS MOREBIT-O-HONEY FOR US.

THESE AREMY DREAM NEIGHBORS.

NOT A SINGLE NOISE COMPLAINT.

FOR THEM, LIFE IS JUSTONE LONG AWKWARD SILENCE.

IT'S LIKE HAVINGNOISE-CANCELING HEADPHONES

BUILT INTO YOUR SKULL.

DON'T BE AFRAID TO LAUGH--THEY CAN'T HEAR US.

[laughter]

BLIND PARTIES ARE THE WORST.

EVERYONE'S CONSTANTLYFEELING YOUR FACE.

NO ONECAN FIND THE CHIP BOWL.

IT'S STARTINGTO GET HEATED.

I TOOK A SEMESTER OFSIGN LANGUAGE ABROAD,

SO LET ME TELL YOUWHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

RIGHT NOW HE'S ASKING,"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?"

OTHER THAN HIS OBVIOUSHEARING IMPAIRMENT

AND THE FACT THAT THIS PARTYIS A TOTAL SAUSAGE FEST?

[laughter]

WOW, THE GUY IN THE HATJUST SAID, "FUCK YOU."

REMEMBER, IF YOU WANT TOSHUT HIM UP,

PUNCH HIM IN THE HANDS.

OKAY, NOW'SWHERE IT GETS TRICKY.

HE'S SAYING,"YOU, HONEYMOON, MY GIRL,

MY WIFE, DOESN'T WANT."

ALSO, I THINK HE'S TELLINGHIM TO STEAL SECOND.

SUCH A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE.

ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH CHARADES.LET'S GET IT ON!

YEAH, CAREFUL.

A DEAF BLACK GUYIS STILL A BLACK GUY.

[laughter]

SOMEBODY TEXT 911.

NOW, SHAKE HANDS YOU TWO.

THAT'S THEIR WAY OF KISSING.

I CAN'T OVERSTATE HOW LUCKYALL OF THEM ARE

THAT THEY WILL NEVERHAVE TO LISTEN

TO THAT NEWBRAD PAISLEY SONG,

AND FOR THAT, WE...

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