Video Breakdown - Exploding Pants

  • Season 3, Ep 305
  • 02/08/2011
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Tosh explains the different between a video of a guy setting his pants on fire and a Michael Bay film. (1:35)

[LAUGHING].

>> WHAT IS NEXT?

>> ♪ ♪

>> OH!

>> [LAUGHING].

>>

I THINK THIS IS THAT MOVIE THE

ROAD WHERE EVERYTHING IS GREY

AND EVERYONE IS DEAD AND NO ONE

WENT TO SEE IT.

LET'S SEE IF THAT GUY SURVIVED

BURNING MAN IN THIS WEEK'S

BREAKDOWN.

♪ ♪

>> [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE].

EVERY VIDEO FROM RUSSIA IS

DEPRESSING.

IT'S LIKE THEY HAVE THEIR

CAMERAS SET TO SAD.

THIS COMRADE FEELS A BIT CHILLY.

GOOD THING THERE'S A BURNING CAR

ON EVERY BLOCK IN THE UKRAINE.

MY GOODNESS.

THAT'S HOW MICHAEL JACKSON DIED

THE FIRST TIME.

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED GASOLINE

WOULD BE SO FLAMMABLE?

JUST STAY CALM.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU

FART PURE VODKA.

HIS SEX IS ON FIRE!

I GUESS WE KNOW WHO THE LIAR,

LIAR IS-- HE DON'T NEED NO

WATER, LET THOSE MOTHER-DOCKERS

BURN.

>>

BURN MOTHER-DOCKERS.

BURN.

>>

YOU KNOW HOW I CAN TELL THIS

ISN'T A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE?

BECAUSE THERE'S NO HOT WOMEN AND

IT HAS A PLOT.

STOP, DROP AND ROLL IS NOT AN

OPTION WHEN EVERY INCH OF YOUR

COUNTRY IS COVERED IN BROKEN

GLASS, SO HE GOES WITH JOG,

BURN, AND BLISTER.

>> [LAUGHING].

>>

NICE ASSLESS CHAPS.

NOW HE'LL HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE

FOR 8 WEEKS TO GET A NEW PAIR OF

PANTS.

I'M JUST GLAD THAT COUNTRY

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