Man Powered Ferris Wheel - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 514
  • 05/07/2013
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With a little ingenuity, Daniel and his staff make their own amusement park ride. (1:14)

INDIA DISNEY SUCKS

BUT IT DOES HAVE A TINYCARBON FOOTPRINT.

[laughter]

I FORGOTTHE REST OF THE PLANET

IS STILLMANUALLY OPERATED.

THAT RIDE HAS GONE NINESTRAIGHT DAYS WITHOUT A DEATH,

AND THAT DEATH MIGHT HAVE BEENFROM STARVATION.

A SEASON PASS ONLY COSTSSEVEN CHICKENS,

IF YOU BRING INA TWO-LITER BOTTLE OF PEPSI.

[laughter]

JUST LIKE THE WORLD--

MEN MAKE IT GO 'ROUNDWHILE WOMEN EAT AND COMPLAIN.

[forced laughter]

STILL LIGHT-YEARS AHEAD OFTHE TUSCALOOSA COUNTY FAIR.

THEY JUST HAVE THREE HORSESYOU'RE ALLOWED TO FUCK.

[laughter]

ANYTHING CAN BE MADEINTO AN AMUSEMENT PARK

WITH A LITTLE INGENUITY.

EVEN THE JUNKAROUND YOUR OFFICE

CAN BE TURNED INTOAN ECO-FRIENDLY THRILL RIDE.

[sheep baas]

JUST VIOLENTLY SPIN HIMIN A CIRCLE SOMEWHERE.

PETE, GET ON THE LINE!STAY SLOW IN THE LINE!

SHE'S NOT SPINNING,ANDREW. NOT SPINNING.

EDDIE, DON'T CATCH UP--DON'T CATCH UP

TO THE PERSONIN FRONT OF YOU.

WE ALSO MADEA TOWER OF TERROR,

WHERE I CRAM THE EXECUTIVESFROM COMEDY CENTRAL IN A BOX

AND SHOVE THEM OFF THE ROOF.

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