Video Breakdown - Give Me My Shower Gel - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 522
  • 10/15/2013
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When he is refused his precious shower gel, a naked customer makes one hell of a scene. (2:08)

- I SAID LET ME GO.- YEAH.

- LET ME GO.GIMME MY GEL!

- NO.PUT IT IN THE DRAWER.

- GIMME MY SHOWER GEL!- PUT IT DOWN.

- GIMME MY SHOWER GEL!- IT AIN'T GOING NOWHERE.

- GIMME MY SHOWER GEL!- MAN, YOU SHUT UP.

- GIMME MY [bleep] SHOWER GEL!

- OLD SPICE COMMERCIALS KEEPGETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER.

NOW LET'S SEE WHY I DOALL MY SHOPPING ONLINE

IN THIS WEEK'SMENTAL BREAKDOWN.

[hip-hop music][cheers and applause]

TARGET MAY BE ANTI-GAY,

BUT AT LEASTTHEY'RE NOT FILLED

WITH THE RIFFRAFFYOU FIND AT AN ECKERD.

AH, I HATE IT WHEN THEY PUT

ALL THOSE COOL IMPULSE BUYSRIGHT NEAR THE REGISTER.

NO, I DON'T NEED ANOTHERLAST-MINUTE NAKED BLACK MAN.

- GIMME MY SHOWER GEL!

- I'D HAVE PEGGED HIM MOREAS A BAR OF SOAP KIND OF GUY.

LISTEN, THE SOONER YOU GIVE HIMHIS SHOWER GEL,

THE SOONER HIS TAINTIS OFF YOUR COUNTER.

- GIMME MY [bleep] SHOWER GEL!

- OF COURSE HE'S UPSET.

THERE ARE NO REFILLS LEFTON HIS ANGEL DUST PRESCRIPTION.

- I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!

- YOU LOOK LIKE MORELIKE RICK ROSS, BITCH.

YOU BETTER BELIEVEHE'D GET HIS SHOWER GEL,

BECAUSE RICK ROSSIS THE BOSS.

- PUT YOUR DANG CLOTHES ON, MAN.WE GOT KIDS IN THE STORE.

- ALL RIGHT, FOR THE RECORD,ADULTS ARE GROSSED OUT TOO.

- MOVE THAT, COUSIN.COME ALONG.

LOOK AT THIS DUDE, MAN.YOU SERIOUS?

- THAT'S AS GOOD A PLACE AS ANYTO CHECK YOUR OWN OIL.

- OH, GEEZ!

- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES,THAT'S WHY HE NEEDED SHOWER GEL.

MAYBE HE'S ONEOF THOSE SECRET SHOPPERS.

- YO!

- ALL RIGHT, NOW HE ALSO NEEDSHAND SANITIZER.

AND TOOTHPASTE.

DOES DOVE SELL A THREE-IN-ONEBODY-BUTTHOLE-MOUTHWASH?

GET HIM OVER TO THE FREEBLOOD PRESSURE TESTER.

THAT IS THE PHYSIQUE OF A MANWHO DOES NOT GIVE A [bleep].

AT LEAST WE FINALLY PROVED THATTHE CUSTOMER'S NOT ALWAYS RIGHT.

AND FOR THAT,WE THANK YOU.

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