Video Breakdown - Elevator Rascal

  • Season 3, Ep 301
  • 01/11/2011
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A guy on a mobility scooter rams his way through an elevator door. (1:28)

DOES PROGRESSIVE HAVERASCAL INSURANCE?

SOMETHING TELLS ME HE'S NOTGONNA WALK AWAY FROM THIS ONE.

ZLET'S WATCH OLD DEAD LEGSGET THE SHAFT

IN THIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[cheers and applause]

I DON'T BLAME HER FOR HITTINGTHE "DOOR CLOSE" BUTTON.

SOMETIMES ITSA LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE

TO SHARE AN ELEVATORWITH A HANDICAPPED PERSON.

HE TRIED TO SQUEEZETHROUGH THERE AT THE LAST SECOND

LIKE INDIANA JONESAND THE CRIPPLE OF DOOM.

BUT HE'S BEEN DISRESPECTED.

AND WHAT DO YOU DO WHENSOMEONE DISRESPECTS YOU IN ASIA?

YOU GO KAMIKAZE ON THEIR ASS.

WHOA, BUDDY,I LIKE WHERE YOUR HEAD'S AT,

BUT WHEN GOD TOOK YOUR LEGS,HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU A FREE PASS

TO DESTROY MALL PROPERTY.

WHY IS HE IN A RUSH?

NO ONE'S GONNA YELL AT THE GUYWHO CAN'T WALK

FOR BEING FIVE MINUTES LATE.

BONZAI!

WHOOPS.HE ACTUALLY NEEDED TO GO UP.

DO SCOOTERS HAVE AIR BAGS?

I'M JUST GLADHE SHOWED THE WORLD

THAT HE IS"HANDICAPABLE"OF PLUNGING TO HIS DEATH,

JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

AND FOR THAT,WE THANK YOU.

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