Web Redemption - Redneck Stuntman - Uncensored

  • Season 3, Ep 324
  • 10/04/2011
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Realizing that he shouldn't take so many risks, Daniel hires the Redneck Stuntman to be his body double. (7:26)

>> I GOT AN ANTIDEPRESSANT

BOTTLE FULL OF THUMBTACKS.

(OH! )

>> YOU CAUGHT THIS ONE ON

YOUTUBE AND POSSIBLY MYSPACE.

[BEEP]

>> PUT THE WOOD OUT.

[LAUGHING]

>> THE GOOD THING ABOUT BEING

POOR IS IT'S HARD TO KILL

YOURSELF FROM A ONE-STORY

TRAILER.

THAT'S WILD CHILD BENNY SMALLS.

AN AMATEUR STUNTMAN FROM

KENTUCKY.

AN EYE DEAL JOB FOR A HILLBILLY.

IT'S THE ONLY CAREER IN THE

WORLD WHERE THE LESS EDUCATION

YOU HAVE THE MORE QUALIFIED YOU

ARE.

STUNT PEOPLE AREN'T GOOD LOCKING

ENOUGH TO BE IN FRONT OF THE

CAMERA YOU THINK JOHNNY DEPP IS

DOING HIS OWN STUNTS.

IF YOU'RE A STUNTMAN BE AWARE

PRODUCTION WOULDN'T SKIP A BEAT

IF YOU WERE BURNED ALIVE.

TOM CRUISE IS KNOWN FOR DOING

HIS OWN STUNTS.

WAY TO GO HE WORE GREENSPAN DEX

AND FELL THREE FEET ON A GREEN

PAD.

I GUESS HANGING WITH BUFF DUDES

IS BETTER THAN HANGING WITH YOUR

HETEROSEXUAL WIFE IN THE

TRAILER.

WE CAN MAKE RYAN REYNOLDS ABLE

H. FLY BUT CAN'T MAKE A MOVIE

HE'S IN WATCHABLE.

WATCHABLE.

EVEL KNIEVEL --

IF HE WANTS TO BRAKE EVERY BONE

IN HIS BODY WHO AM I TO STOP

HIM.

THAT'S WHY I TOOK OUT A

INSURANCE POLICY IN HIS NAME AND

INVITED HIM TO THE TRAILER FOR

THIS WEEK'S WEB REDEMPTION.

>> SHUT THE [BEEP] UP, MOM.

>> WELCOME TO LOT G AND A HALF.

>> THANK YOU, DOING A LITTLE

COOKING.

>> METH IS DONE.

I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR METH UNDER

BAKED.

>> WHERE YOU FROM?

>> KENTUCKY.

>> WHERE IN KEN DEN?

>> HORSE BRANCH.

>> BIG LIBERAL CITY.

>> FULL OF HIPPIES.

>> ARE A STUNTMAN?

>> NO, I DON'T THINK . SO.

>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING

THIS.

>> ABOUT 13, 14.

>> HOW OLD ARE YOU NOW?

>> 27.

>> YOU HAVE OVER TEN YEARS IN

THE GAME.

>> 13.

>> HOLY COULD YOU.

TELL ME WHAT YOU WERE DOING THAT

DAY.

>> THAT STUNT WAS TWO CONCRETE

BLOCKS AND MORE WITH THUMBTACKS.

HOPPED OFF MY PARENTS HOUSE.

>> THE CYNDER BLOCKS WENT UP IN

THE AIR CARTOON STYLE ON YOUR

HEAD.

>> THE FIRST BOARD BROKE, IT WAS

A CATAPULT EFFECT.

I HAD 15 STAPLES HERE.

>> DO YOU HAVE MEDICAL

INSURANCE?

>> NO.

>> YOU GO OUT OF POCKET?

>> GO OUT OF POCKET OR TOSS THE

BILLS IN THE TRASH, WHATEVER.

>> DO YOU HAVE A DAY JOB.

>> I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE

MILITARY.

>> WHAT FOR.

>> SMOKING THE GANGE.

>> DO YOUR PARENTS MIND YOU

JUMPING OFF THE ROOF.

>> NOT IF IT MAKES A LEAK.

BEYOND THAT THEY DON'T MIND.

SINCE I WAS 13, 14 THEY

ENCOURAGE IT DID.

>> MORE ENJOYABLE THAN WATCHING

YOUR KIDS PLAY A BASEBALL GAME.

>> OF COURSE.

>> MY KID IS JUMPING OFF THE

ROOF INTO A FLAMING PILE OF

BOARDS.

>> A FRIEND SAYS TIME HIT A

HOMERUN.

BEN SET HIMSELF ON FIRE WHO IS

COOLER.

>> TIME IS 6.

BEN IS 27.

I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

>> HOW MANY FLARES COULD YOU

TAKE TO THE CHEST?

>> BACK TO BACK.

>> HALF A DOZEN.

>> TWENTY.

>> TWENTY?

>> TWENTY I CAN TAKE.

>> WHAT IS THE MOST SERIOUS

INJURY YOU HAD.

>> STITCHES HERE.

>> DOES THAT GIVE YOU ACCESS TO

BETTER PARKING?

>> TUZ DIDN'T CAN'T LEAVE IT IN

THE CAR.

>> WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE STUNT

IN A MOVIE.

>> FULL BODY BURN IN JASON.

ANYONE FALLING THROUGH A GREEN

HOUSE.

>> MY FAVORITE IS ANY MOVIE THAT

CAMERON DIAZ IS IN AND THEY MAKE

HER LOOK ATTRACTIVE.

WHAT ARE YOUR STUNT ADVICE?

>> YOU GO BIG AND SCREW UP AND

NEVER TRY IT AGAIN.

>> WHAT IS TOO YOUNG TO JUMP

INTO FIRE.

>> 7 AND UNDER.

>> 8 YEAR OLDS SEND YOUR VIDEO.

IN.

>> YOU WANT TO BE A STUNTMAN.

I NEED A STUNT DOUBLE.

I'M TOO FAMOUS TO TAKE THESE

RISKS EVERY DAY.

YOU INTERESTED.

>> I'M INTERESTED.

LET'S DO IT.

>> YOU LOOK HANDSOME.

NOBODY WILL TELL THE DIFFERENCE.

THE FIRST IS DANGEROUS.

DODGING AIDS.

SOME OF THEM ARE VERY DIRTY AND

I'M NOT GOING TO RISK IT.

>> YOU TAKE IT EASY ON MY STUNT

DOUBLE.

LET ME KNOW WHEN IT'S HIS TURN.

>> YOUR NEXT STUNT IS TO TALK TO

MY MOTHER.

>> HEY, MOM.

I DON'T THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT A

MAN IN HIS 30S ISN'T MARRIED

YET.

>> IT'S NOT.

>> HEY, TELL HER I FOUND A GOOD

CHURCH.

>> SHE HUNG UP.

[BEEP]

>> THAT'S WHY SHE'S [BEEP]

>> PERFECT PUSH UPS 98, 99, 100.

THESE WORKOUTS ARE GUILTYING

EXHAUSTING.

>> ONE MORE THING I NEED YOU TO

DO.

TO KEEP ME ON MY TOWED I LIKE TO

JUMP TO A BURNING BOARD COVERED

IN TACKS.

>> OKAY.

>> I'M NOT FINISHED.

I LIKE TO DO IT COVERED WITH

HONEY AFTER SHOTGUNNING A CAN OF

JEREMIAH WEED AND MY COMEDY OF

THE YEAR AWARD SHOVED UP MY ASS

WHILE HOLDING A CHINESE BABY.

>> THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE BUT

WHY ARE WHICH NAKED?

>> THAT'S KIND OF MY THING.

THAT IS A LONG NIPPLE HAIR.

IS THE COMEDY AWARD UP YOUR ASS?

>> YES.

>> ANOTHER SHOT?

>> LET'S DO IT.

(LOTS OF NOISE)

♪ (CELESTIAL MUSIC).

>> DON'T PANIC.

KEEP BURNING.

I WILL BE RIGHT DOWN.

GOOD JOB, GOOD JOB.

>> IS THE BABY OKAY?

>> WHO CARES.

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