Knife or Banana?

  • Season 3, Ep 314
  • 06/07/2011
  • Views: 143,812
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Daniel makes supermodel Kate Upton guess what he's hiding behind his back. (2:40)

- [speaking Japanese]

[ominous music]

- [screaming]

[audience ohs]

[laughter]

- [speaking Japanese]

- I DON'T KNOW WHATI'M WATCHING, BUT I LOVE IT.

IT'S ONE OF THOSE AWESOMEJAPANESE GAME SHOWS.

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE COOL,EDGY GAME SHOWS LIKE THAT?

IN THIS COUNTRY, WE'RE STUCKWITH MINUTE TO WIN IT,

HOSTED BY SOME LINE COOKFROM T.G.I. FRIDAY'S.

YOU DESERVE BETTER,AMERICA.

- HEY, DANIEL.- WHAT?

- I'M A KNIFE.- WHAT'D YOU SAY?

- I'M A BANANA.- YOU'RE WHAT?

- ♪ KNIFE OR BANANA, KNIFEOR BANANA, KNIFE OR BANANA ♪

♪ WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ KNIFE OR BANANA, KNIFEOR BANANA, KNIFE OR BANANA ♪

♪ WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?

♪ YEAH, YEAH

♪ WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE? WHAT?

- WELCOME BACK TO AMERICA'SNUMBER ONE GAME SHOW,

KNIFE OR BANANA.

THAT'S THE GAMEWHERE I TAKE A KNIFE

AND A BANANAAND PUT THEM BEHIND MY BACK.

WHICHEVER ONE YOU CHOOSEI WILL STAB INTO YOUR CHEST.

WE HAVE A VERY SPECIALCELEBRITY EPISODE

OF KNIFE OR BANANA TODAY.

PLEASE WELCOME SUPERMODELKATE UPTON.

[cheers and applause]

ALL RIGHT, KATE, ARE YOU READYTO PLAY KNIFE OR BANANA?

- YES.

- WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?

[suspenseful music]

[laughter]

- THAT ONE.

- IS THAT YOUR FINAL CHOICE?

- NO. THAT ONE.

[laughter]

- AND THAT'S HOW YOU PLAY KNIFE OR BANANA.

FOR KATE UPTON,I'M DANIEL TOSH.

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

- THAT IS A SHARP BANANA.

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING LATER?

- ♪ KNIFE OR BANANA, KNIFEOR BANANA, KNIFE OR BANANA ♪

- AH, YOU EVER BEEN STOOD UPBY AN 18-YEAR-OLD?

QUITE A BLOW TO THE EGO.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THATTHEME SONG FOR KNIFE OR BANANA

WAS FROM OURPAST VIEWER VIDEO WINNER.

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