Extended Interview - Samwell's "What What (In the Butt)" Web Remix

  • Season 2, Ep 212
  • 06/16/2010
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Tosh hits the sauna with the creator of the internet classic 'What What (In the Butt).' (6:36)

>> HEY, SAMWELL.

>> HEY, WHAT'S UP?

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

>> THEY WERE OUT OF BATH TOWELS,

SO I HAD TO GO WITH A HAND

TOWEL.

>> WOW.

>> OH, THIS IS NICE.

GOOD SPOT.

>> YEAH.

>> SAMWELL.

>> YEAH.

>> TELL ME WHERE YOU GREW UP.

>> I GREW UP IN A SMALL TOWN

CALLED EDENTON, NORTH CAROLINA.

IT'S RIGHT ON THE WATER.

>> TELL ME ABOUT GROWING UP AS A

BLACK, GAY MAN IN NORTH

CAROLINA.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SAY

THIS, BUT IT'S A BITCH.

I ALWAYS KNEW I HAD A SECRET,

AND IT WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING I

ALWAYS FELT LIKE I HAD TO KEEP,

YOU KNOW, UNDER WRAPS.

>> THAT YOU WANTED TO BE A

SINGER?

>> [laughs]

YES, YES, THAT'S IT.

>> WELL, SO WERE YOU IN THE

CLOSET GROWING UP?

>> OH, YEAH, CLOSET, BAM.

IT WAS LOCKED SHUT, STEEL LOCK,

BUT THEN I KNOCKED THAT BITCH

OPEN.

BAM.

>> WHEN DID YOU COME OUT OF THE

CLOSET?

>> THE CLOSET WAS KIND OF OPENED

FOR ME BY MY FRIENDS, WHO WERE

LIKE, "OH, YEAH, YOU'RE GAY."

AND I'M LIKE, "WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

>> DID YOU EVER DATE A WOMAN?

>> NO.

>> OH.

>> I MEAN, NO DISRESPECT, YOU

KNOW, BUT NO.

>> THEY'RE OKAY.

>> THEY ARE.

I MEAN, BREASTS ARE NICE, BUT

THAT'S--YOU KNOW, I THINK ALL

GAY MEN LIKE BREASTS.

I JUST THINK IT'S A MAN THING.

>> REALLY?

>> YES, SERIOUSLY.

UH-HUH, YES.

>> WHAT KIND OF GUYS ARE YOU

ATTRACTED TO?

>> IS THAT AN INVITATION?

>> IT IS NOT.

>> ARE YOU ASKING FOR YOURSELF?

>> NO, NO, NO, NO.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW--I GUESS

WHERE IT'S LEADING, I WANTED TO

KNOW, LIKE, ARE YOU AN ASS MAN?

>> I AM.

I AM.

>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO PRISON?

>> NO, I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO

PRISON.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WOULD DO

TO SOMEONE LIKE ME IN PRISON?

>> I ASSUME YOU WOULD HAVE A

PARTY.

>> [laughs]

YOU ASSUME I WOULD HAVE A PARTY?

I DON'T THINK SO.

WHAT IS MY ROLE?

BITCH BY CHOICE, NOT BY FORCE.

>> IS THERE A LOT OF PRESSURE

FOR YOU TO BE GREAT IN BED,

BECAUSE YOU'RE THE WHAT WHAT

(IN THE BUTT) GUY?

>> NO, THERE IS NOT A LOT OF

PRESSURE FOR ME TO BE GREAT IN

BED, BECAUSE I'M THE WHAT WHAT

(IN THE BUTT) GUY.

I'M JUST GOOD.

I ALWAYS GET ROUNDS OF APPLAUSE.

>> IT'S REALLY EASY TO BE GAY.

LET'S BE HONEST.

>> EX--I'M SORRY.

WAIT A MINUTE.

DID YOU JUST SAY THAT?

IT'S EASY TO BE GAY?

>> SEXUALLY.

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> BECAUSE IT'S, LIKE, YOU'RE

JUST PLOWING A DUDE IN THE BUTT,

RIGHT, HAVING A GREAT TIME.

YOU GO TILL YOU FINISH, AND THEN

THE OTHER GUY, "ALL RIGHT, MY

TURN.

NOW I GO TILL I FINISH."

THERE ISN'T A LOT OF SKILL.

IF YOU--YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT,

LIKE, A VAGINA IS LIKE.

IT IS FRUSTRATING.

>> [laughs] I'M PROBABLY SURE IT

IS.

YOU'RE RIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU ALL GOT

TO GO DOWN IN THERE AND--

>> THERE'S NO RHYME OR REASON

FOR WHAT FEELS GOOD.

ONE DAY, THE NEXT DAY IT DOESN'T

FEEL GOOD.

IT'S JUST HORRIBLE.

>> AND THEN THERE'S--

>> OH, YOU HAVE IT SO GOOD.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

>> WOW.

>> WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

>> I'M A FLIGHT ATTENDANT.

GO FIGURE.

>> WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GAY

FLIGHT ATTENDANTS?

>> [laughs]

HOW THE FUCK AND I SUPPOSED TO

KNOW?

>> WELL, YOU'RE A FLIGHT

ATTENDANT.

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> WHY IS IT?

WHY DO THEY GRAVITATE TOWARD

THAT PROFESSION?

>> MM, I DON'T KNOW.

'CAUSE YOU'RE FABULOUS ALL DAY

LONG.

YOU GET TO STAND UP IN FRONT OF

PEOPLE, LOOK CUTE, BE POLITE,

THE WAY THAT REAL MEN SHOULD BE:

CUTE, POLITE, AND NICE.

>> DO PASSENGERS ON YOUR FLIGHTS

RECOGNIZE YOU EVER?

>> YEAH, THEY DO.

>> DO YOU ADMIT TO IT

IMMEDIATELY?

>> IT JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND

OF MOOD I'M IN AND HOW I GAUGE

THEM, 'CAUSE SOME GET, LIKE,

SOME--THEY SEE IT.

I GUESS THEY UNDERSTAND THAT

I'M, YOU KNOW, A FLIGHT

ATTENDANT, SO I HAVE TO BE

PROFESSIONAL, AND THEN SOME ARE

LIKE, "AH!"

AND THEN SOMETIMES I'M JUST

LIKE, "YES, I AM.

JUST CHILLAX."

AND THEN SOMETIMES I'M LIKE,

"NO, I JUST LOOK A LOT LIKE

HIM."

IT JUST DEPENDS ON WHAT KIND OF

MOOD I'M IN.

>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE

COCKPIT?

>> I GO IN THE COCKPIT ALL THE

TIME.

I LOVE GOING INTO THE COCKPIT.

>> WHAT DO YOU DO UP THERE?

>> I LOOK OUT.

I SEE THINGS.

>> HAVE YOU EVER SANG YOUR SONG

DURING THE SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS?

>> NO.

THAT PROBABLY IS AN AFFIRMATIVE

NO.

THAT WOULDN'T GO OVER VERY WELL.

>> DO YOU DO FUNNY THINGS?

I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF WHEN FLIGHT

ATTENDANTS TRY TO BE FUNNY WHEN

DOING THE--

>> WHY NOT?

BECAUSE YOU'RE BORING?

OH, YOU WANT US TO BE ALL

SERIOUS.

"HELLO.

GOOD MORNING.

WELCOME ABOARD."

>> IT'S ABOUT--IT'S ABOUT

CRASHING.

>> IT IS NOT ABOUT CRASHING, YOU

NUT JOB.

>> WHEN YOU ARE GIVING THE

SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS, AND YOU

HAVE TO BLOW INTO THE--MANUALLY

BLOW UP YOUR LIFE JACKET,

DO YOU PUT BOTH OF THEM IN YOUR

MOUTH?

>> [laughs]

NO.

I DO ONE AT A TIME.

>> DO YOU ACTUALLY PUT IT IN

YOUR MOUTH, OR DO YOU JUST--

>> NO, 'CAUSE--I DON'T KNOW--

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT

THING--UH-UH.

IF YOU'D KNOW WHERE THAT THING--

NO, IT'S SITTING IN SOME BAG.

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE

TOUCH IT IN A DAY.

NO, YOU JUST DO...

>> IT'S JUST OTHER GAY FLIGHT

ATTENDANTS.

>> IT IS NOT JUST OTHER GAY

FLIGHT ATTENDANTS.

NOT ALL MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

ARE GAY.

GET IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

>> HOW MANY FLIGHTS ATTENDANTS--

MALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS--DO YOU

KNOW THAT ARE NOT GAY?

>> OKAY, WELL, MAYBE A HANDFUL.

>> THEY'RE LIKE UNICORNS.

>> [laughs]

OH, REALLY?

>> THEY'RE MYTHICAL BEASTS.

ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE

MILE-HIGH CLUB?

>> DON'T YOU WANT TO FIND OUT,

SWEET CHEEKS.

>> MY CHEEKS ARE SAD.

THEY'RE NOT--THERE'S NOTHING

SWEET ABOUT MY CHEEKS.

THEY'RE DEPRESSING.

>> WOW.

>> WHAT IS YOUR FASCINATION WITH

THE BUTT?

>> IT'S NOT A FASCINATION.

I MEAN, I HAVE A GREAT ASS, FOR

FUCK SAKE.

I THINK IT'S ONE OF THE BEST

ATTRIBUTES ON MY BODY, EXCEPT

FOR MY LIPS.

>> YOU DO HAVE STRONG LIPS.

>> I DO.

THEY'RE VERY ORAL.

>> WHAT?

>> VERY ORAL.

>> OH, GOT IT.

>> OF COURSE.

>> WELL, TELL ME ABOUT THE SONG.

HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH IT?

>> HOW DID I COME UP WITH THE

SONG WHAT WHAT (IN THE BUTT)?

WELL, WORKING AND FRIENDS.

THEY WOULD ALWAYS TALK ABOUT MY

BUTT.

YOU KNOW, IT IS THE CROWN JEWEL

OF THE WORLD.

AND SO THEY WOULD TALK ABOUT IT,

AND THEY WOULD GRAB IT OR, YOU

KNOW, SMACK IT, AND I WAS--

>> WOULD THEY FLIP IT OR RUB IT

DOWN?

OH, NO.

>> THEY WOULD TALK ABOUT IT, AND

THEN ONE DAY, I JUST--

I WOULD JUST SAY, "WHAT, WHAT,

IN THE BUTT."

AND I WAS JUST SINGING THE SONG

TO A COWORKER OF MINE, AND HE

SAID, "WHAT IS THAT SONG?"

THEN A FEW MONTHS LATER, SURE

ENOUGH, WE WERE IN HIS HOME

STUDIO.

VOILA, 20 MINUTES, THERE WAS THE

SONG.

>> 20 MINUTES?

THAT'S ALL IT TOOK?

YOU'RE LIKE JAY-Z.

>> WHEN THE MAGIC HITS YOU, IT

HITS YOU.

>> WHAT'S THE MESSAGE OF THE

SONG?

>> THE MESSAGE IS JUST TO DO IT

IN THE BUTT.

IT JUST HAPPENED TO TURN OUT, I

GUESS, THAT SOME PEOPLE

INTERPRET IT AS A GAY SONG,

BECAUSE I'M GAY, AND I TALK

ABOUT DOING IT IN THE BUTT.

>> OH, HEAVEN FORBID THEY MAKE

THAT JUMP.

>> SHUT UP.

>> ALL RIGHT, I THINK WE'VE

OVERSTAYED OUR WELCOME HERE IN

THE SAUNA.

>> YEAH, I'M SURPRISED WE'RE

STILL EVEN ALIVE.

>> YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN

HERE LONGER THAN 15 MINUTES.

>> YEAH, WE'VE BEEN HERE QUITE

AWHILE.

>> SO LET'S GET READY FOR YOU

UNPLUGGED PERFORMANCE.

>> FOR SURE.

>> IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.

AFTER YOU.

>> OH, AFTER ME?

ARE YOU GONNA LOOK AT MY BUTT?

>> I HAVE TO.

>> NO.

ARE YOU GONNA GRAB MY BUTT?

>> I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH--OH,

REALLY?

>> OF COURSE YOU--I KNOW YOU

WANT TO LOOK AT THIS.

I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BE LOOKING.

DON'T GRAB IT.

>> PLEASE, LET'S GO.

WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.

>> DON'T TRY ANY FUNNY BUSINESS.

>> BECKY...

>> [laughs] YOU IS WRONG.

>> WHAT?

BECKY, LOOK AT THAT BUTT.

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