Web Redemption - The Great Moodini - Uncensored

  • Season 3, Ep 327
  • 10/25/2011
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Daniel chats with The Great Moodini and brings in a famous magician to give him some advice. (7:18)

>> THE GREAT MOODINI.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> HERE WE GO.

THREE, TWO, ONE ...

>> OH!

>> OH, HE'S DOWN.

>> Daniel: I THINK HE FORGOT TO

SAY HOCUS POCUS.

HE'S LUCKY MOST PEOPLE WHO GET

DRAGGED BEHIND CARS IN THE SOUGT

DON'T LIVE TO TELL THE TALE.

THAT WAS THE GREAT MOODINI.

HIS ESCAPE SENT HIM TO THE ICU.

YOU DON'T HEAR ME CALLING MYSELF

DANIEL THE HANDSOME AND

HILARIOUS.

I PREFER MY LOOKS TO SPEAK FOR

THEMSELVES.

MAGIC IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT.

I CAN'T MAKE IT HALF WAY THROUGH

THE PRESTIGE SO GOING TO A MAGIC

SHOW IS UNCOMPREHENSIBLE.

IF YOUR SEXY A SIS STAPBLT IS

TRULY SEXY SHE WOULDN'T HANG OUT

WITH A MA GISHIAN.

ARE YOU THAT IMPRESSED BY CHRIS

ANGEL LEVITATING?

I TELL YOU HOW HE DOESN'T DO IT,

MAGIC.

IF MAGIC WAS REAL DAVID BLAINE

WOULD OF USED IT TO STAY FAMOUS.

I TRICKED MOODINI LIKE

COPPERFIELD TO JOIN ME AT MY

PRIVATE RAPE ISLAND FOR WEB CAM

REDEMPTION.

>> OH THIS THING, PLEASE.

>> WHOO!

>> SO THERE IS A TRICK INVOLVED.

YOU DON'T JUST PANIC AND

STRUGGLE.

>> I WASN'T A FAN BEFORE BUT I

MIGHT BE TURNING AROUND ON THE

LEATHER PANTS THING.

>> Daniel: MICHAEL, YOUR STAYING

NAME IS THE GREAT MOODINI.

>> IT JUST STUCK WITH ME.

>> Daniel: HOW LONG HAVE YOU

DONE PROFESSIONAL MAGIC?

>> 15 YEARS.

>> Daniel: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE

TRICK.

>> SHOWING BOTH HANDS EMPTY AND

SNAPPING MY FINGERS AND HAVING A

SCARF.

>> Daniel: AND HOW QUICK CAN YOU

MAKE A HAMBURGER DISAPPEAR?

>> I SCREW IT UP PRETTY QUICK.

>> Daniel: CAN YOU DO TRICKS FOR

ME NOW?

>> I DID ONE.

>> Daniel: TELL ME WHERE THAT

WAS.

>> A SPEEDWAY IN ATLANTA, GAGA.

>> Daniel: HOW MANY PEOPLE.

>> 5000.

>> Daniel: WHAT HAPPENED

STPHUFRPBLGTS I HAD A HUNDRED

FOOT CHAIN.

I TOOK OFF, I NOW I WAS IN

TROUBLE.

I GOT THE RIGHT SIDE AND MY LEFT

SIDE RIPPED OFF MY WRIST.

>> Daniel: THAT WAS NOT PART OF

THE TRICK AT ALL?

>> NO.

>> Daniel: IF YOU DIDN'T GET OUT

WOULD IT OF DRAGGED YOU AROUND

THE TRACK.

>> YA, IT WOULD OF KILLED ME.

>> Daniel: DID YOU BLACK OUT

WHEN IT HAPPENED?

>> YA.

>> Daniel: DID YOU TAKE A

HELICOPTER RIDE STPEUFRPBLGTS

NO.

THERE WAS A AMBULANCE.

>> Daniel: PROBABLY COULD OF

GOTTEN TO THE AMBULANCE FASTER

IF YOU JUMPED IN THE CAR AND

TOLD THEM TO KEEP GOING.

THE CARTWHOLE.

>> MY BEST ONE.

>> Daniel: WHOSE FAULT

STPHUFRPBLGT MY FAULT.

I SHOULD OF GOTTEN CLOSER TO THE

CAR.

I WAS HOT AND TIRED.

I WANTED TO GET MY PAY CHECK AND

GO.

>> Daniel: I HAVE BEEN.

THERE DID THE DRIVER APOLOGIZE?

>> HE WAS IN TEARS.

>> Daniel: IT WASN'T A WOMAN

DRIVER?

>> I'M ALIVE AREN'T I?

>> Daniel: TOOSHA.

>> WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE.

>> DAVID COPPERFIELD.

>> Daniel: DAVID COPPERFIELD,

DAVID BLAINE.

>> DAVID COPPERFIELD.

>> Daniel: JUST ALL OF THEM.

>> OPEN THE SALT MORE ME.

>> Daniel: OKAY.

>> MY HAND IS EMPTY.

I WILL TAKE A LITTLE SALT AND

POUR IT HERE.

>> Daniel: I WATCHED IT GO.

IN.

>> LET THE ACCESS GO OFF.

I WILL POUR IT INTO YOUR HAND.

NOW IT'S GONE.

THE SALT HAS VANISHED.

I WILL WAVE MY HAND A WHYS AND

POOR IT NO YOUR HAND.

>> Daniel: WHAT DO I DO WITH THE

SALT?

I HAVE A CHOLESTEROL PROBLEM.

>> Daniel: HAVE YOU DONE THE

TRICK SINCE THEN.

>> NOT SINCE THE ACCIDENT.

>> Daniel: YOU HAVE THOUGHT

ABOUT IT?

>> I WOULD LIKE TO GO BEFORE THE

SAME AUDIENCE.

>> Daniel: DO YOU THINK THEY

LEFT BELIEVING IT COULDN'T BE

DONE.

>> I THINK THEY HAD MIXED

EMOTIONS.

HE'S AN IDIOT OR --

>> Daniel: I WATCHED SOMEONE

DIE.

>> A LOST THEM DIDN'T KNOW I WAS

ALIVE UNTIL IT WAS ON THE NEWS.

>> Daniel: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE

AND GET READY FOR TONIGHT'S BIG

SHOEPLT.

>> LET'S DO IT.

>> Daniel: WELCOME TELLER, HE'S

HERE FOR ADVICE.

[LAUGHING]

[BEEP]

>> Daniel: THAT WAS HELPFUL.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT

MAGIC OTHER THAN IT'S NOT REAL.

I DO SNOW SOMETHING ABOUT

SHOWMANSHIP.

>> Daniel: SUPPOSE TO HIT THE

[BEEP] BUTTON WHEN I --

>> Daniel: THIS IS YOUR NEW

LOOK.

>> I DON'T KNOW IF MY FAT ASS

WILL FIT IN THAT.

>> Daniel: YOUR FAT ASS IS GOING

TO FIT IN THAT.

WE HAVE AN AUDIENCE WAITING FOR

YOU.

>> Daniel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[BEEP] OF ALL AGES PREPARED TO

BE AMAZED.

I GIVE YOU THE GREAT MOODINI.

>> Daniel: LOOK GREAT, WORKING

OUT I SEE.

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW ARE YOU

READY TO GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT.

>> HELL YA.

>> Daniel: WE HAVE A FEW

MODIFICATIONS IN CASE YOU SCREW

UP AGAIN.

DON'T WORRY IF YOU DON'T BREAK

FRO I'M SURE THE BUMPER WILL

TEAR OFF THIS THING.

ALRIGHT.

>> THE GREAT MOODINI.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> TADA!

[ APPLAUSE ]

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