First!

  • Season 2, Ep 223
  • 09/15/2010
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Daniel Tosh takes the Internet's fixation on commenting first a step farther by being "first" in life. (1:05)

[AUDIENCE OHS]

>> FIRST!

[LAUGHTER]

I LITERALLY WAS THE FIRST PERSON

TO COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO.

THAT'S A PRETTY BIG DEAL.

FOR SOME REASON, PEOPLE REALLY

CARE ABOUT THE STUPID INTERNET

TRADITION OF WRITING THE WORD

"FIRST" IN THE COMMENTS.

WELL, I DECIDED TO GET OFF THE

COMPUTER AND BE FIRST IN LIFE.

HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?

OH, IT LOOKS GOOD.

FIRST!

FIRST!

FIRST!

FIRST!

[APPLAUSE]

FIRST!

[BEEPS]

FIRST!

FLOOR.

BUDDY, SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS.

FIRST!

>> WILL YOU MARRY ME?

>> I DO.

FIRST!

[CHEERING]

LET ME BE FIRST TO SAY THAT KISS

WAS FAKE, BUT HIS BONER WAS

REAL.

[LAUGHTER]

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