Arbor Day

  • Season 5, Ep 512
  • 04/23/2013
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With Arbor Day approaching, Daniel joins Earth First in honoring those that have fallen. (1:32)

BUT FRIDAY IS ARBOR DAY.

- WHOO.- YEAH!

[laughter]

THAT MEANS YOU STILL HAVEA COUPLE MORE DAYS LEFT

TO CHOP DOWN THE BIGGEST HICKORYYOU CAN FIND

AND PUT IT UPIN YOUR LIVING ROOM.

THAT IS A VERY IRONIC TRADITIONSTARTED BY THE PILGRIMS.

ALL RIGHT, I'M NOT HERE

TO SHOVE MY ENVIRONMENTALISTVIEWS DOWN YOUR THROAT,

BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THESERATIONAL TREE HUGGERS WILL.

- DEEP IN THE WOODSOF NORTH CAROLINA,

AN EXTREMIST ECO GROUPCALLED EARTH FIRST!

BEWAILS THE VIOLATIONOF AMERICAN NATURE.

- SURE, IT'S EASY TO CRYABOUT MAJESTIC TREES,

BUT SOME OF US HAPPEN TOCARE ABOUT EVERY LIVING THING

ON GOD'S BEAUTIFULGREEN EARTH.

I WANT TO MOURN THE LOSS

OF ALL THE OLD-GROWTH GRASSI'VE SEEN

AND TELL THEMTHAT I LOVE THEM

AND I DON'T WANT THEMTO DIE,

THAT THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE HERETHAT DO CARE!

[lawn mower approaching]

SO I WANT YOUTO KNOW THAT, CLIPPINGS!

THAT I CARE!

JORGE, MAKE SUREYOU SQUARE OFF MY HEDGES!

- SI, MR. DANIEL.

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