Sex Talk with Mom - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 522
  • 10/15/2013
  • Views: 59,374
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Daniel tries to reason with a fetish video's disapproving mommy. (2:23)

- WHAT IS MY LITTLE BOY DOING?HMM?

YOU BETTER ANSWERTO YOUR MOMMY.

I NEED TO INSPECTWHAT'S IN YOUR PANTS.

PULL THEM DOWN.

THAT'S RIGHT,PULL THEM DOWN,

AND LET THEM DROPAROUND YOUR ANKLES.

I WANT TO SEE HOW--HOW BIG YOUR PENIS IS.

- THE BOND BETWEEN A MOTHERAND CHILD IS A POWERFUL THING.

PEOPLE LOVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT

HOW I'M ALWAYS NAKEDON THE SHOW,

OR HOW I MAYOR MAY NOT BE GAY.

BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHAT KIND OF HOUSEHOLDI GREW UP IN.

THE TRUTH IS THE WOMANIN THAT FETISH VIDEO...

IS MY MOM.

AND THE BOY SHE'S TALKING TOIS ME.

- WHAT, YOU'RE EMBARRASSED?

YOU CAN'T BE EMBARRASSEDIN FRONT OF YOUR MOMMY.

I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU.REMEMBER?

- OH, SURE, PLAYTHE "I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU CARD".

- PULL THEM DOWN.THAT'S RIGHT.

PULL THEM DOWN, LET THEM DROPAROUND YOUR ANKLES.

I WANT SEE HOW--HOW BIG YOUR PENIS IS.

YOU'RE A BAD, BAD,BAD LITTLE BOY.

HOW DARE YOU SHOW MEA LITTLE PENIS LIKE THAT?

- IS THERE NO PLEASING YOU,MOTHER?

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WANTTO LIVE WITH DAD AND SHARON.

- OH, MY GOD.

NO WONDER WHY YOU DON'THAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

- I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

BECAUSE THE THOUGHTOF BRINGING HER HOME

TO MEET YOU SCARES ME...

NOT BECAUSE MY DICKIS SMALL-ISH.

- WELL, I WANT TO SEE YOUSTROKE IT THEN.

COME ON,TAKE YOUR LITTLE FINGERS...

LIKE THAT...

AND STROKEYOUR LITTLE BITTY, BITTY DICK.

- MY INSTINCTSARE TELLING ME NOT TO.

BUT MOTHER KNOWS BEST.

- COME ON, YOU CAN PLAY WITHYOUR LITTLE BITTY BALLS TOO.

[laughing]LOOK HOW SMALL THEY ARE.

- YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT LITTLE?

THE EMOTIONAL SCARTHIS IS LEAVING.

- ARE YOU CLOSE?

- YEAH, CLOSE TO REPORTINGYOUR ASS TO CHILD SERVICES.

- FASTER!SQUEEZE IT.

SQUEEZE IT.

- I'M GOING TO AGAIN IGNORETHE REQUEST TO SQUEEZE IT.

- MOMMY IS ORDERING YOUTO [bleep] FOR ME. NOW.

- FINE.

BUT HOW ABOUT WE STOP TALKINGFOR AT LEAST TWO SECONDS?

- [scoffs]IS THAT IT?

I COULD SPIT MORE THAN THAT.

- WHY WERE WEAT A HAMPTON INN?

BECAUSE KIDS STAY FOR FREE.THAT'S HAMPTONALITY.

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