Video Breakdown - Brain Freeze - Uncensored

  • Season 5, Ep 509
  • 04/02/2013
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One of the contestants in a spring break brain freeze competition isn't prepared for the consequences. (2:03)

THIS IS A BRAIN FREEZECOMPETITION.

WE CALL ITA BRAIN FREEZE COMPETITION

'CAUSE THIS WILL MESSWITH YOUR BRAIN.

YOU HAVE TO DOWN THISTHE QUICKEST,

USING THE STRAW ONLY,ALL RIGHT?

AND WHOEVER DOWNS THISTHE QUICKEST IS GOING TO--

OR THE FASTEST,I GUESS I SHOULD SAY--

PROPER ENGLISH--YOU'REGONNA GET AN EXPRESS PASS.

THAT'S A $50 VALUE.

- AN EXPRESS PASS?OOH!

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME

THIS WAS THE HIGH-ROLLERBRAIN FREEZE CONTEST.

WHAT'S THE WORST DECISIONYOU CAN MAKE ON SPRING BREAK?

IF YOU SAID,"HEAD TO WATER MANIA,"

YOU'RE GONNA LOVETHIS WEEK'S BREAKDOWN.

[cheers and applause]

WATER PARKSAREN'T ABOUT COMPETITION.

THEY'RE WHEREPEOPLE OF ALL AGES GO

TO ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWEACH OTHER'S URINE.

THIS SLUSHEE SUCK-OFF

FEELS JUST DEPRESSING ENOUGHTO BE IN FLORIDA.

THE PSYCHO WITHTHE BRASS KNUCKLES TATTOO

SEEMS LIKETHE CLEAR FAVORITE,

BUT THE SMART MONEY'SON THE MIDF

IN THE HIDEOUSBROWN SWIMSUIT.

THAT'S MIDF--MAID I DON'TWANT TO FUCK.

WHAT'S THE BLONDEDOING THERE?

YOUR BODY ISYOUR EXPRESS PASS,

AND IT'S GOODUNTIL YOUR ASS FALLS.

YOU'D THINK A GIRL WITHA BELLY BUTTON RING

WOULD BE BETTER AT SUCKING.

MAYBE TRY GETTINGON YOUR KNEES?

I'M GUESSING THE DJ SLIPPEDA ROOFIE INTO THE WRONG CUP.

[laughter]

[audience ohs]

A STROKE ISSTAGE 4 BRAIN FREEZE.

EVERYONE ELSE, PLEASE KEEPDRINKING YOUR SLURPEE

AS IF NO ONE HAS DIED.

JUST SHOVE HERDOWN THE LOG FLUME.

SHE WOULD HAVE WANTED ITTHAT WAY.

- OH!- OH, MY GOD!

- OH, MY GOODNESS!- SHIT!

- UH...- PARAMEDICS!

- OH, SHIT!

- CAN WE GET PARAMEDICS, PLEASE?IF YOU PLEASE.

PARAMEDICS,WE NEED YOU, PLEASE.

- YEAH, SEND SOME PARAMEDICSTO THE DJ BOOTH

BECAUSE HE'S ABOUT TO MURDERTHIS TRACK!

ALSO MAYBE SENDSOMEONE FROM LEGAL.

WONDER WHATSHE'LL NAME THIS PLACE

WHEN IT'S AWARDED TO HERIN THE LAWSUIT?

I ASSUME SHE'LL BE GETTING CPRFROM TWO DUDES AT ONCE.

[laughs]SPRING BREAK.

I'M JUST GLAD THE GIRLIN THE BIKINI IS OKAY,

AND FOR THAT,WE THANK YOU.

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