Web Redemption - Tron Guy

  • Season 1, Ep 111
  • 10/08/2009
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Daniel gives Tron Guy a chance to prove that his costume is more than just spandex crossed with hockey equipment. (4:28)

HELLO.

HAS THE TRON PARTY OF TWOSHOWN UP?

[laughs]

TELL ME WHY YOU LOVETHE MOVIE TRON.

- TRON REALLY CAUGHTMY IMAGINATION,

BUT I NEVER REALLY HADANY OUTLET FOR IT.

IT STRUCK ME THAT TRON,

BEING A SCIENCE-FICTION MOVIEABOUT COMPUTERS,

WOULD BE A PERFECT SOURCETO DRAW INSPIRATION FROM.

- IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF SPANDEX

AND THEN JUSTSOME HOCKEY EQUIPMENT.

- ACTUALLY, THAT'S A PRETTYGOOD DESCRIPTION.

- WELL, I THINKYOU DID A GREAT JOB.

- THE UNITARDWAS CUSTOM-MADE AND DYED.

THIS COLOR PAINT I PICKED

BECAUSE I THOUGHTIT CLOSELY MATCHED THE COLOR.

THESE ARE FOOTBALLSHOULDER GUARDS.

THIS IS FORM PVC.

THIS IS ELECTROLUMINESCENT WIRETHAT'S THREADED THROUGH HOLES...

THE HELMET--YOU'RE RIGHT,IT'S A HOCKEY HELMET.

THIS IS THE SAME HOCKEY HELMET

THEY USED FOR THE CHARACTERSIN THE MOVIE.

- DO YOU READWHAT PEOPLE WRITE?

- I DO, BUT I DECIDED THAT,IN THE END,

I WAS GONNA HAVE FUN MY WAY.

IF THEY DIDN'T LIKE IT,THAT WAS THEIR PROBLEM.

- WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?- EXACTLY.

I'M SITTING HERE TALKINGTO THE GUY

ON COMEDY CENTRAL, AFTER ALL.

- A GUY.[laughing]

ARE YOU READYTO BEGIN OUR TRAINING?

- LET'S DO IT.- LET'S PLAY SOME FRISBEE.

- IT'S AN IDENTITY DISK.- IDENTITY DISK.

DOES TRON HAVE ANY, UH--- WHAT?

HEADS UP!

TERM--BOY, THAT WASLOUSY, WASN'T IT?

WHOOPS![laughs]

HEY, GOOD CATCH!

EHH.

HEY.BOY, THAT WAS USELESS.

- ALL RIGHT, ENOUGHOF THE IDENTITY DISK.

LET'S WORK ON YOUR CARDIO.

HAVE YOU EVER BEENON A TRON CYCLE?

- NOPE.- ARE THEY FAST?

- I'M NOT SURE THAT FAST HOLDSANY MEANING IN THAT UNIVERSE.

- AH...

- YOU KNOW,WHEN YOU START THINKING

ABOUT WHAT GOES ONINSIDE A COMPUTER

AND TURNING ITINTO SOMETHING

THAT A HUMAN SUCKED INTOTHE MACHINE COULD UNDERSTAND,

YOU HAVETO ANTHROPOMORPHIZE IT,

AND...[clears throat]

- LEFT!

RIGHT!

RIGHT.- COME ON. AH!

- OUR IDEAFOR THE WEB REDEMPTION,

SINCE YOU ALREADYHAVE THE SUIT,

WAS TO GET YOUIN THE TRON WORLD.

HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU?- THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC.

- I HOPE YOU'RE UPFOR THE BATTLE.

- I THINK I AM.

YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.

YOU'RE IN TOPPHYSICAL CONDITION.

THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW,

ARE YOU READY TO GIVE ITANOTHER SHOT?

- LET'S DO IT.

- GOOD LUCK.AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

- UM...

- OH, MY GOODNESS!IT WORKS!

ENJOY THE RIDE, TRON GUY![cackling]

I'LL SEE HIMON THE OTHER SIDE.

- NOW THAT I'VE ENTEREDTHE MACHINE,

MY POWERSHAVE NEVER BEEN STRONGER.

- NOT SO FAST, TRON GUY.

ONE MORE STEP,AND THE GIRL GETS IT.

- SAVE ME, TRON GUY,SAVE ME!

- LET HER GO.

- FIRST, YOU'LL HAVETO CATCH ME.

- STAY BACK, OR THE GIRLWILL BE DEREZED.

- THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

- NO!

- BY THE POWER OF MY USER.

- [wheezy gasp]

OOH...OOH...

- I LOVE YOU, TRON GUY.

[cheers and applause]

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